Prince Harry Warned Against Having Sex In The States

While Prince Harry trains in a heavily Christian town in Arizona, he’s been told it’s best if he keeps his hands to himself.
The small town’s major warns HarBear of the many shotgun-wielding fathers in town, and if he were to “get to know” any of the ladies, he’d be stepping on some hot sand!
Mayor Ron Henry said:

There are probably some fathers here in Gila Bend who would go to extremes to protect their daughters. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and we have some very pretty girls here. Some of the dads won’t take too kindly to a Prince fornicating the night away and drinking into the small hours. It is a very quiet town with a lot of good Christian people. This isn’t a party town. I would advise the Prince to take in the beautiful sights of the desert instead.

LOL! Aww, Harry, it’s okay! Just come back to California! You can fornicate here all you want!!
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