Quit This Shit

Diddy is changing his name yet again!
The artist formerly known as [fill in your favorite] now wants to be known by the name of his clothing company.
“I have always evolved and taken a different name,” he says. “Right now I want to be Sean John because that├óΓé¼Γäós where I am right now.├óΓé¼┬¥
Soooo stupid.
We’ll just call him Long Dong!
Update:
“Recent reports of a name change are totally false, he is still Diddy. He is currently in “Sean John” mode as the upcoming Sean John fashion show is scheduled for February 8th in New York,” states a spokesperson for Sean Combs.
[Image via WENN.]