Keep your dirty paws off our R-Patz, Natalie!!
Mz. Portman was seen canoodling with our Twilight boyfriend at the Vanity Fair Oscar party on Sunday night!
Blasphemy!!
A friend of Pattinson blabbed that Robert was extremely nervous about presenting but “whiskey and Natalie Portman” were what managed to calm the Brit down.
“The two totally flirted it up outside on the patio…[Natalie’s] used to getting what she wants, as she dominated [Robert Pattinson’s] attentions most of the evening,” snitched eyewitnesses at the Vanity Fair party.
The two were not seen leaving the party together, thank God!
We love you, Natalie, but there are plenty of fish in the sea for you to choose from!!
[Image via WENN.]