Five years after chopping his own d**k off and jumping off of a building, Christ Bearer is ready to enjoy the bonds of holy matrimony!
According to TMZ, the former Wu-Tang-affiliated artist married his girlfriend Cheryl in an intimate ceremony on Monday, December 30. Congrats!
The rapper revealed to the outlet he dated his lady love for six months before getting hitched, adding that they’ve known each other for even longer — so, surely, she knows about the time the artist severed his peen while on PCP and jumped from the second floor of a building in North Hollywood, California.
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Christ Bearer has addressed the headline-making 2014 incident in the years since, admitting to E! News later that year he was very much on drugs when he did the un-d**king.
He said at the time:
“Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control. I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god…Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god.”
We guess becoming a tabloid legend for self-castration is close enough?
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CB insisted to the outlet that he “didn’t want to kill myself,” sharing:
“That was just my response to the demons. They were doing their best to get to me, but being alive solidified my thoughts…I’m alive, penis or no penis.”
Penis, or no penis, that is the question.
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Turns out, the rapper still has “some penis,” and that bit of peen he possesses still works. He admitted:
“Doctor’s weren’t able to repair anything. But, it still gets hard, the little bit that I got. I still got some penis that works…It’s not the size of the prize, it’s the motion of the ocean. There’s no mystery to it, but they couldn’t reattach it. A penis is a penis is a penis. I wasn’t having that much sex up to that point anyways. My days of reproducing are over. But now I’m a reborn man…”
We guess his new wife hasn’t been complaining!
We wish the couple a lifetime of happeeness together.
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