Rihanna Named MTV's Rockstar Of The Year For Not Giving A 'Single, Solitary F**k'

We always suspected one didn’t need to make rock music to live like a rockstar, and now the proof is in the pudding!
Mmm… It’s a delicious, light-chocolate, diamond-infused Barbadian pudding!
That’s right, MTV named Rhianna their 2012 Rockstar of the Year!
“But, but… RiRi doesn’t even make rock & roll!”
True, but MTV had to name someone!
Ri and her navy embrace the rockstar lifestyle more than the actual genre’s best-sellers of 2012 — .FUN and Mumford & Sons.
We LOVE those bands, but we can’t see them getting banned from a Holiday Inn for racing motorcycles through the hallway.
As MTV put it:

“[Rihanna] did what she wanted, with whomever she wanted, and didn’t give a single, solitary f— about any of it. She flaunted her blunt-rolling abilities, posed nude more times than we can possibly count, re-connected with her controversial ex [Chris Brown] and led 150 journalists on a seven-day death-march around the globe.”

Yup, they may have a point!
[Image via WENN.]