Straight 10s across the board!
Let’s be honest… one of the main reasons we tune into the Summer Olympics every four years is to figure out which hotties should be our next athletic crushes.
2012 in London blessed us with Tom Daley, and NBC‘s coverage of Rio de Janeiro is going pretty swimmingly for the Games’ divers so far.
Photo: The Hottest Athletes At The 2016 Summer Olympics!
That’s because in addition to already looking perfect in their revealing Speedos… the placement of the scores just so happens to land directly on the divers’ private parts!
Surprisingly, blocking out more of their downtowns is actually making them even hotter!!
Also, you could not come up with a better penis joke than Steele Johnson if you tried. LOLz!
Ch-ch-check out the very best Twitter reactions to the sexXxy censorship (below)!!!
My fav Olympic sport is probably diving bc when the scoring caption comes on screen the divers always look naked pic.twitter.com/72pbNgT3wt
— Erica (@_EricaEdstrom) August 9, 2016
It’s so weird for these Olympic divers to dive in the nude. Bravo to NBC figuring out a way to censor the nudity. pic.twitter.com/bisSgDZtsw
— Sean (@Seanye_West_32) August 9, 2016
Naked diving is an Olympic event now? pic.twitter.com/qMyF76XKXy
— Slacker (@TheRealSlacker) August 9, 2016
For a second, I thought maybe there was a Naked Olympics going on simultaneously with the regular Olympics pic.twitter.com/VSeRRGvn3m
— Jen LC (@RegressedPDO) August 9, 2016
I giggle every time the score bar goes across the screen & perfectly covers the diver’s waists. They look naked #IfOnly├░┼╕╦£┬ì #Rio2016├░┼╕ΓÇí┬º├░┼╕ΓÇí┬╖
— Joshua Matthew (@joshuamatthew0) August 9, 2016
Keep on swimmin’, boys!
[Image via NBC.]