Russell Brand is known for lending out a helping hand to the homeless, but looks like he did so quite literally to a random man in a bar bathroom!
Russell, as part of his British documentary series that explored social taboos, RE:Brand, gave a man a hand job that reached a very messy conclusion.
In a podcast, Russell talked about the gripping event that came to a head:
├óΓé¼┼ôI w**ked off a man in a toilet. I thought, ├óΓé¼╦£I think of myself as heterosexual but perhaps that├óΓé¼Γäós ├óΓé¼╦£cause of the environment that I grew up in where homosexuality may have been difficult for me to express.’ I trawled around Soho├óΓé¼┬ªgoing [to] various gay bars, gay gyms trying to pick people up with a film crew. I went in this pub and I goes: ├óΓé¼╦£Anyone want me to wank them off?├óΓé¼Γäó And this bloke goes, ├óΓé¼╦£Yep├óΓé¼Γäó…So we goes to the lavvy ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ me, him, the director ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ and├óΓé¼┬ªhe gets his willy out. And it was not nice. The phallus is├óΓé¼┬ªI like mine and you see some others in paintings that look all right but his looked like a rag. I took it betwixt my fingers thusly. It were [sic] like massaging a naked mole rat and it wouldn├óΓé¼Γäót go hard! And we├óΓé¼Γäóre├óΓé¼┬ªin the toilet with the director standing there filming me and he goes, ├óΓé¼╦£I think├óΓé¼┬ªit would be easier if I was able to touch yours├óΓé¼Γäó. And I [thought] ├óΓé¼╦£F*cking hell mate, do us a favor!├óΓé¼Γäó And the director goes: ├óΓé¼╦£Go on Russell it would be funny├óΓé¼┬ª├óΓé¼Γäó So I take down my trousers and pants├óΓé¼┬ªand then the bloke sort of mauled at my genitals while I wanked him off. I├óΓé¼Γäóm such a sex narcissist that, even though I├óΓé¼Γäóm not gay, I still wanted to be good at giving him a wank├óΓé¼┬ª[A]fter about 27 and 11 minutes, he spat a string of grey j**m.├óΓé¼┬¥
Talk about comedic relief!
Uh, where were we when this film crew was around? We’d volunteer! We’d volunteer as tribute!
LOLz! We kid!
Hmm, we hope that this whole documentary wasn’t coming out of his own pocket!
Meanwhile, Katy Perry‘s probably like, “I only kissed a girl and liked it!”
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