Ryan Explains His Bizarre Idol Behavior!

YEAH RIGHT.

We all can agree that Ryan Seacrest was acting pretty BIZARRELY this week on American Idol – you know, when he danced with a LARGE male audience member during a performance and talked about Adam Lambert‘s ‘talented tongue’ – but the emcee claims that he was “just having fun.”

We think that “just having fun” means that he got drunk, stoned or BOTH before the show!

Seacrest lies through he teeth explains:

“Often, I will playfully do things to amp up the energy for the live show, because it’s at the end of my long day. I was enjoying it. We’ve done this show for nine years. When they take me out into the audience, sometimes the energy out there takes me to a different place. That guy looked like the most inappropriate person to dance with, so I figured, ‘Let’s pick him up and just dance with him for a second.’ I was also setting up the fact that we’re going to do a 10-year anniversary and look back on all of the different things that have been a part of this show… including my see-through shirts, my frosted tips, Simon with the bad hair and his pants jacked up, so the 10th-anniversary season is gonna be fun.”

HA. Okay, Ryan.

If you need to incapicitate yourself to endure the shiteous performances from this year’s Idol contestants, we’ll let it slide.

Everyone else just looks pained during the show!!

What do U think?? Do U buy Ryan’s excuses explanation??

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