Completely Gratuitous

Book us a plane to Nice! All the hotties are in France and we want a piece!

Yesterday, Ryan Gosling strutted his uber seksi stuff down the red carpet of the Cannes Film Festical at the premiere of his new movie, Drive.

Ugh! Carey Mulligan, please tell us you got to make out with him in this movie! Those lips shouldn’t go to waste!!!

Hot stuff! Even if that tux was powder blue, we’d be on him!!! LOLZ!

[Image via WENN.]