Scandals Are Bigger In Texas

San Angelo, Texas, mayor, J.W. Lown, abruptly announced his resignation Wednesday – just as he was to be sworn in as mayor for his fourth term.

His reason for quitting?

He announced from Mexico that he is in a romantic relationship with an illegal alien.

Doesn’t sound that juicy?

Well, we forgot to mention that his other half is a MAN!

Surprise!

Lown, a well-respected public servant, won the most recent re-election with 89 percent of the vote in a very conservative West Texas town.

He agreed to come back only “if the people of San Angelo will welcome me back.”

Scandalicious! He’s cute, too!