Now this is the way to do Halloween right!
If you’ve ever wanted to be Donald Trump at any point in your life — but, like, a sexier, less racist version — now’s your chance to make it happen for Halloween with this new Sexy Trump costume!!
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Retailing for $69.95 (plus shipping), “Donna T. Rumpshaker” comes with a sleeveless collared shirt (white, of course), as well as a tie, a blazer, and… booty shorts. Yep. It’s one of those!
The company behind the booty shorts, Yandy, is also selling a “Making America Great!” again hat, which is a rip-off of Trump’s campaign slogan and infamous hat, but you’ll have to buy that separately.
On the plus side, the company is throwing in a free pair of panties when you buy the costume! We can only imagine what those would say…
Ch-ch-check out the Sexy Trump costume (below):
It’s finally here and available to you for a nice price: SEXY DONALD TRUMP pic.twitter.com/AqhiaJDLNz
— Holly (@holly_holl) September 20, 2015
Hmm… the idea is just plain wonderful, and Trump’s sure to be a popular costume this year, but isn’t this company just selling a blazer and some booty shorts for 70 bucks and calling it a day?!
We mean, the wig isn’t even included?? Selling a Trump costume without a wig is like a running for President without a platform…
And that would be crazy, right??
[Image via Joel Ginsburg/WENN.]
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