Shia's Mom: Naked and Scary!

So, apparently, Shia LaBeouf had an “interesting” childhood and he felt the desperate need to share it with Playboy magazine. Dr. Phil was busy!
He shares some interesting tidbits about his past, including his parent’s frequent drug use and his Mom’s tendency to walk around naked when his friends were around.
In the June issue, he recalls how weird it was having his “little buds over and Mom’s, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever.” Creepy!
And sometimes, she wasn’t even alone: “She’s in the middle of goddess-group time, where it’s literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another’s bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time.”
On top of living in a nudist camp, he also recalls his parents liberal attitude towards drugs. “Marijuana was always around.”
But perhaps the most disturbing fact to come out of this little one-on-one was that Shia loves his Mom WAY more than a grown man should.
“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother,” he says. “She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”
It actually does sound REALLY sick, Shia.
We recommend spending that Transformer money on some therapy.
[Image via WENN.]