Simpleton Embraces Her Curves

Jessica Simpson wants you to know she’s done being the perfect Barbie-type.
You don’t say.
The former singer tells Lucky magazine that she’s learning to live with her new curves and she’s dressing it accordingly:

“I├óΓé¼Γäóm a huge Jean Paul Gaultier fan. His pieces make my waist look good. Yes, they├óΓé¼Γäóre an investment, but I├óΓé¼Γäóll have them when I├óΓé¼Γäóm old and gray.”

And even though she’s not “skinny”, she still wears skinny jeans.
Jess explains, “I like skinny jeans, but I wear them a bit baggy and lower on my hips and roll them up at the bottom.”
Whatever floats your boat, Simpleton.