Soulja Boy is Delusional!

Rapper Soulja Boy‘s delusions of grandeur have redefined the meaning of the phrase!

The rapper keeps a running tally of goals he hopes to accomplish, but Soulja has set the bar almost into outer space!

First up? He wants to tour with Rick Ross and Eminem!

And after that?

Soulja wants to collaborate with Jay-Z, Kanye West and Lil’ Wayne for his upcoming album, The DeAndre Way!!!

We’re all for keeping a positive attitude, but really???

“Mark my words: This album will go platinum. It will be the best album I’ve put out so far,” the delusional rapper boasted to reporters. “I don’t want no bullshit. I want, from start to finish, classic #1 records. I’m not playing.”

Ha!

We’ll just wait and see, buddy!

[Image via WENN.]