Stay Warm With Boobs Around Your Neck

Wow, just, wow.
An Etsy seller has worked their crafty magic and made a boob scarf!
The item boasts that the boobilicious scarf almost looks and feels real!
Eww.
The seller also claims a portion of the sales of the $25 scarf will go toward breast cancer research.
Thoughts???
[Image courtesy of Etsy.]