Watch out, Marky Mark — Tay Tay is coming for your delicious dangling dong!
Well, not like that, LOLz!!
Taylor Lautner will play the part of Dirk Diggler in a live reading of Boogie Nights at LACMA on Thursday!!
Yes, that Dirk Diggler!! Mark Wahlberg‘s perfectly peened character from Paul Thomas Anderson‘s epic film about the ’70s porn scene!!
AMAZEBALLZ!!!!! We wish we could be there to see it!!
Taylor will read alongside Parenthood‘s Mae Whitman (as Roller Girl) in the Jason Reitman production!!!
We wonder whether he will whip out his magnificent manhood to try and “imprint” with Mae’s character? Ha!!
Oct 09, 2013 03:01am PDT
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