Well!
Things certainly have taken an inneresting turn in the last couple months!
We were so freakin’ sure Teresa Giudice would be dropping hubby Joe Giudice like yesterday├óΓé¼Γäós meatballs as soon as the holidays passed, but it seems they found some sort of way to make things work.
And despite our pleas against it, she’s telling us all the durrrty details!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey star is making Juicy Joe a little happier and a little less juicy by giving him constant nekkid workouts in bed as she revealed:
“My secret to a great marriage is to make sure you give it to him every night. My husband is always poking me in bed, and I think, ‘Can’t I have a night off?’”
Whoa! TMI?
Well, all that sounds so creepy romantic. Nothing like being poked in bed to ignite a little passion!
Luckily, Teresa has something helping her get through her nightly duties. She explained how she prepares for Joe’s necessary daily sessions:
“[Fabellini sparkling wine] gets me in the mood, and Joe just shows up!”
So, are we hearing that Fabellini is the female Viagra?
That’s one way to market your wine!