Oh, Ben Higgins.
Whatever have you gotten yourself into with THIS?!
The Bachelor returned Monday night, and just like the early episodes of seasons always seem to do, it gave us about 99 percent crazy and 1 percent serious romance — but would we want it any other way?!
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ICYMI, we won’t spoil the entire thing for you, but a chicken enthusiast (yes, really) took the show by storm, software development apparently became a point of romance, and, well, you’ll just have to see all the great Twitter reactions for more (below)!
Fifty Shades of Crazy. #thebachelor #mynewline
— Sara Ninneman (@sarjn15) January 5, 2016
My current state of mind after permanently losing two hours of my life to #TheBachelor. Thanks a lot, @cyberxicana. pic.twitter.com/kYkTCtuYB8
— MDQ (@mdq_2) January 5, 2016
I hope the next girl rips off her human mask to reveal a horse underneath. #TheBachelor
— Torrance Coombs (@torrancecoombs) January 5, 2016
Kaitlyn says she’s not drinking because she’s participating in Sober January. Life & Style will say she’s pregnant tomorrow. #TheBachelor
— Bachelor Burn Book (@bachelorburnbk) January 5, 2016
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in five years? Me: chicken enthusiast #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/5oHMgcmEqu
— Jenn (@JennWiggins4) January 5, 2016
Why are all the crazies on #TheBachelor from WA?! “Chicken enthusiast”…. ├░┼╕╦£ΓÇÿ├░┼╕╦£┬⌐
— Amanda Harding (@AmandaHarding23) January 5, 2016
The name Ben Higgins just sounds like he would be the starting shooting guard for the Indiana Hoosiers. #TheBachelor
— Cody Karlin (@covika) January 5, 2016
Does Shusanna not speak English? I feel like that should be a requirement to be on #TheBachelor.
— Olivia Herring (@OllieHerring22) January 5, 2016
I’m so confused does the girl from Salt Lake City speak a word of English or no #TheBachelor
— kt hymas (@Katy_Hymas) January 5, 2016
Oh dear.
Video: Watch Ben REJECT A Kiss On The Show!
Oh, and if anyone would know a thing or two about rose ceremonies and the show itself, it’s these two:
Did she just say the romantic thing they had it common was software sales? I clearly chose the wrong profession! #TheBachelor
— Ryan Sutter (@ryansutter) January 5, 2016
Alcohol is not your friend at a rose ceremony. Let that go on record, no matter who nudges you to convince you otherwise. #TheBachelor
— Trista Sutter (@tristasutter) January 5, 2016
Maybe we all ought to listen.
Or at least Ben should. Ha!!!
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