The Cleavage Caddy: A Purse In Your Bra

Can you say, tacky?
A product is finally available for ladies that insist on stuffing all their belongings in their bra just so they don’t have to carry a purse.
The Cleavage Caddy is an insert for your bra that features a number of pockets and compartments that can hold practically anything and everything.
They say it’s discreet, but we don’t think there’s anything discreet about a lumpy boob in the shape of a phone.