This Is Called Lowering Your Standards!

We’ll let you decide who’s brought theirs down to the floor!

Sources are claiming punk-rock pain-in-the-ass Avril Lavigne is dating Brody Jenner, the only member of the Kardashian family that refuses to be known as such.

An insider claims the couple have been “hooking up,” but are trying their best to keep it “low-key.”

Ah, shame! Got to love it!

Much happiness to you both on the next and last month of your relationship.

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