Tom Cruise Is The Pits!

Yucky!
Suri is not going to be happy you stained the outfit she painstakingly picked out for you!
Tom Cruise was out and about in New York promoting his sure-to-flop flick Knight and Day yesterday. We think he should seriously consider taking the $3.50 he’s going to make off this film’s profits to buy some new deodorant!
Nothing less sexy than stinky pits!
Except stinky pits next to greasy hair. How’s about a shower, Cruise???
[Image via Ramey Pix.]