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Tom Cruise Is Scientology's Telekinetic, Telepathic Dream God!

Tom Cruise Is Scientology's Telekinetic, Telepathic Dream God!

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OoOoOoh man! Tom Cruise‘s biopic is gonna be EPIC!
As an “Operating Thetan” in the Church of Scientology, Tom’s fellow believers look up to him as one of the spiritual greats — believing he’s able to move objects with his mind, telepathically communicate with animals (and humans), and just leave his physical body whenever he pleases!
(So is this how X-Men’s Jean Grey is coming back?)
And since he’s been practicing the religion for thirty years, he’s obviously visited their “Bridge to Total Freedom” to reach enlightenment (can’t wait to see what happens when he reaches the mysterious 33 milestone).
In fact, Janet Reitman discovered that Tom is operating at the super high level of OT VII — which privileges him to such powers as telepathy! Apparently he’s reached a God-like state within himself and the church.
How divine is he?? Well, according to Reitman’s findings, they believe Professor X Tom is able to control matter, energy, time AND space!
Incredible!
Well, we suppose this should be an example of inspiration to all of us lesser beings in the world. Cuz if a time-controlling god can’t even control his own marriages… well! There’s just no hope for the rest of us then, is there? Ha!
[Image via Patricia Schlein/WENN.]

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Jul 11, 2012 10:40am PDT

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