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Tori Spelling Calls Out Son Liam For Creating 'Porn Massacre' With Elf On The Shelf!

Tori Spelling Calls Out Son Liam Porn Massacre Elf On The Shelf

One of Tori Spelling‘s kids was a last-minute addition to Santa’s naughty list!

On this week’s episode of the misSPELLING podcast, Tori complained about 17-year-old son Liam McDermott turning the family’s Elf on the Shelf into an altogether unwholesome debacle she described as a “porn massacre”! OMG WHAT?!

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She explained how the fam has a tradition of playing hard with the Elf on the Shelf — but this year was just WRONG:

“I always say our elves are a little naughty. They’re mischievous… but my kids went next level.”

Tori described the NSFW scene that greeted Liam’s baby brother Beau as the elves “doing various things to each other” that the 7-year-old absolutely shouldn’t have seen! She recalled her youngest son waking her up and telling her there was a “problem” with the elves and that they needed “help”:

“I walk into the kitchen and the elves are there and there’s some porn massacre going on there… Mouths on different areas, hands where they shouldn’t be. Some were upside down, all around.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, but that’s HILARIOUS! Tori couldn’t help but agree, admitting she also found the “Elfie Does Dallas” filthiness funny:

“I laughed. But it was like, ‘Wow.’ While I laughed internally — and that was really funny — and I took pictures and sent them to all my friends, I was like, ‘You gotta cut back on the dirtiness.'”

It was just too much for her 7-year-old, understandably! No little kid should be seeing that. So after Liam’s “OnlyElves” misadventure, as Tori named it, she demanded the kids — who have inherited her “dirty, dark sense of humor” — make an effort to be less rude with the elves. It didn’t work.

Instead, 12-year-old Finn next put the elves in a circle around a reindeer — which was roasting on a skillet! There was even a sign reading:

“How do you like your reindeer? Rare, medium or well done?”

She noted all her kids are creative with the Elf on the Shelf, but the girls — Stella, 16, and Hattie, 13 — do “cute things” with them:

“It’s funny when girls versus boys do it, because Stella and Hattie do the elves and it’s very creative and very artsy. And then the boys do it, and they’re like, ‘Sex, love and rock ‘n’ roll — minus the love.'”

We mean… it sounds like there was a lot of love going on in Liam’s tableau, to be fair! LOLz! What would YOU do if your kids treated the Elf on the Shelf that way??

[Image via MEGA/WENN/Lindsay Arnold/TikTok/Tori Spelling/Instagram.]

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Dec 27, 2024 08:30am PDT