This NSFW Twitter Story About A Hot Uber Driver Is A Must-Read Roller Coaster Ride Of Emotions!

Those hot Uber drivers though…
Twitter is mostly for very quick 140-character thoughts, but every once in a while, someone shares an EPIC story that people just can’t stop reading — and it looks like we’ve got one last tale for 2016!
A woman with the handle @KelliAmirah (above) took to the social media site last week to share a story about her HOTT Uber driver who she spit some game at!
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The story has everything: it’s a roller coaster of emotions we’re sure almost everyone can relate to, and the young heroine even learns a lesson in the end!
Ch-ch-check out the girl’s AH-Mazing NSFW story (below) and let us know if anything similar has ever happened to you!

Y’all I just shot my shot at an uber driver ├░┼╕╦£ΓǪ
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

It all started on Saturday night, when me and my friends got an uber to this party.
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

The driver called to let me know he was outside and I’m like bet, we’re coming. Hung up. Made the observation that his voice was fine af
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So we get in the car and I realize the voice match the person. He fine. He light bright. Got a beard. Wearing glasses. All good things
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So there’s minor small talk in the car, nothing major, And our destination is quickly approaching. But I’m not ready to shoot yet
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Meanwhile me and my friend in the car texting about the whole thing while she’s in the front seat and I’m in the back pic.twitter.com/DsUyd3nhul
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So like we pulling up to the spot and I don’t know what to do. So then I spur of the moment accidentally on-purpose leave my charger behind
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I’m like oops. Looks like I’ll just have to contact the driver about my lost item pic.twitter.com/qDU9LI6a8q
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I wait about a half hour or so before I go to the uber app to contact my driver about my “lost item” pic.twitter.com/vLPUsYoJZu
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I’m calling, and the phone is ringing… and ringing… Y’all I’m at this party in a corner like pic.twitter.com/Ub5zEXkkvh
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

… and then it goes to voicemail. But I wasn’t too hurt cuz it’s also like 1 am. I leave a message and decide to try again tomorrow
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So the next day I still haven’t heard shit back from this man. Mind you, I left my good charger in his car so my phone battery on struggle
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So like midday, around 2ish I call again… and once again get sent to voicemail pic.twitter.com/cBeeIfJYUc
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I leave another message but at this point I’m thinking how stupid this was. What if this man just keeps my charger? Why you do this Kelli
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

It finally reaches like midnight on Sunday and I still have heard nothing back. At this point, I’m ready to take the L pic.twitter.com/aJD3WTQOdT
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I go in the uber app & fill out the info on my lost item in hopes that maybe Uber can get this nigga to respond, because calling not working
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So fast forward to Monday night, I’m pressed, tryna cram for my Econ final. Questioning my whole college existence at this point TBH. pic.twitter.com/3srHehfbGI
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

In the midst of my studying, I check my phone and see a new message from an unknown number pic.twitter.com/RBUhFQ6zxG
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I’m excited. I finally got a response. I’m gonna get my charger back. And now I can actually shoot my shot. pic.twitter.com/gStfZ0jkBF
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I let him know I’m free today in between my finals from 11-2. He’s like send the address and I’ll try to make it. I’m like bet pic.twitter.com/K9Zw3SDoR2
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So fast forward to today. I’d been up all night studying Econ. Up at the ass crack of morning. Tiredt. Stressed. A mess honestly. pic.twitter.com/gGjhCqk0Hb
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Went and took my final at 8 am and was back in my dorm by 9:15. Y’all I was so tired. I set some alarms and knocked out
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So after snoozing like three different alarms I wake back up at 11 something and check my phone. He texted. pic.twitter.com/Pzfz3xFRI7
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Mind you, I look like death. Crust in my eyes, face bare. Wearing sweats and a hoodie. Looking hurt. pic.twitter.com/DxapoUL8gn
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I text him & ask if he can give me 20 min cuz I was in the middle of something. Really I needed time to get my life together & beat my face
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Hold on my phone bout to die.
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Alright I found an outlet. Let’s continue
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So 20 min later I’ve achieved a light beat, look a little more put together. I’m ready. pic.twitter.com/yBODFZwv07
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Now this entire time I’m texting all my friends trying to figure out how I’m gonna shoot this shot. I’m shy and just trash at shooting shots
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So he finally texts me saying he’s here right as I finish my face. And now my anxiety acting up. I’m thinking bout if I really wanna do this pic.twitter.com/saR15bNr6S
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Luckily @RadicalBreezyy had come to my room and was hyping me up, making sure I didn’t chicken out
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So he lets me know where his car is and I’m like it’s go time. Don’t be a lil bitch. Take a breath and head outside pic.twitter.com/GezfGotFsc
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I head outside, into this brick ass drizzle, and I’m like sicing myself up as I walk. pic.twitter.com/aGpk6PCNQH
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I get to the car and knock on the passenger side window and he rolls it down. My anxiety… through the roof.
Me on the inside: pic.twitter.com/onpFSI2LrS
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I say hey and he’s like “oh hey wassup” and looks for my charger for .2 sec before handing it to me.
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Now I have a good ass look at his face & I’m like he too fine, I can’t back down.So I’m thanking him for bringing it & he’s like no problem
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I can tell he’s about to make moves to leave so it’s now or never. Time to actually shoot this shot
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I say, “Excuse me if this is really forward, but would you like to go out sometime?” pic.twitter.com/XyomQzyHAn
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

And then he like chuckles and smiles, and says “Text me” pic.twitter.com/nHbiEn2Div
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So yeah. I shot my shot. It actually was successful. The end.
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I did not mean for this thread to be so long but I told it how I would tell a story in real life and I like details so yeah. Sorry
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Sadly, KelliAmirah had an unfortunate update just days later, tweeting:

Update: I hate my life. pic.twitter.com/bapaxnVFLI
— Nocturnal HoHoHo🎄✨ (@KelliAmirah) December 10, 2016

Whomp.
Well we guess that will teach @KelliAmirah from trusting an Uber driver she JUST met. LOLz!
What are your thoughts on the CRAZY Uber Twitter tale?!
[Image via Twitter.]