WARNING: Unless you’re the resident gynecologist at a model airplane factory, this post is 100% UNSAFE FOR WORK!
US Airways posted the most obscenely graphic social media gaffe in the history of the internet on Monday. For reasons that are still unclear, the airline’s official Twitter account added an incredibly lewd image to one of their tweets — a photo of a naked woman lying on her back, with her legs spread eagle and pushed behind her head, and a large model airplane shoved so far up her lady parts that you’d think her vajayjay was moonlighting as an airplane hangar!
Wow!! We’ve flown the Red Eye from El Lay to NYC before, but we’d never heard about the Pink Eye until now!!
Ready to see the alternate ending to Lost craziest pic a major corporation has EVER put on Twitter?
Ch-ch-check out the black box stuffed up a pink box…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Whoa! She loves to fly and it shows!
The offending post was up for HOURS before finally being removed. They replaced it with this apology:
We apologize for an inappropriate image recently shared as a link in one of our responses. We’ve removed the tweet and are investigating.
— US Airways (@USAirways) April 14, 2014
Yikes! We aren’t sure if this is some kind of viral marketing scheme, but something tells us it wouldn’t work for Virgin American, LOLz!
At any rate, that was the greatest thing to happen to the internet today! Though probably not the greatest thing to happen to that poor woman’s vagina!!! Ugh, the landing gear must be sharp!
We wonder if Southwest will try and top them?! *Ding* You are now free to move about the country cooter.
[Image via Twitter/US Airways.]
