Vampires Exist, Y'all!

The citizens of Lawndale, California face two very distinct problems.

First, their roads are lined with garlic, which we bet just smells delightful in the hot sun.

Second, their city councilman, Jim Ramsey, is a brainless, superstious moron.

Check out why the eestemed councilman thinks it is wise to keep the garlic around, instead of removing it like his residents want. (above)

Hint: He certainly isn’t a Twi-Hard.