Mini-Me Gets An Awkward Cavity Search At The Airport! Fill In The Blank!

Verne Troyer, a.k.a. Mini-Me of Austin Powers fame, had a totally awkward encounter at the airport yesterday!
TSA got super handsy with the famous actor and Verne was so upset he decided to post a picture of what happened on Facebook (above)!
When the TSA agent put on a blue glove and prepared to stick his hand down the little man’s pants, he probably wondered __________________________.
[Image via Facebook.]