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Fastest Turtle Ever

Fastest Turtle Ever

Slow and steady my ass! LOLZ

This speedy turtle startles the hell outa the camera man with his speed.

We don’t blame him. If all turtles were that fast they’d be super scary!

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May 25, 2011 17:00pm PDT

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