Weston Cage Rants About His Wife On Facebook, Says He'll Get Her Out Of Jail

Got anything to say about this, Nic?

On the 4th of July, Nicolas Cage’s son Weston and his wife Nikki were taken into custody and booked on felony domestic violence charges.

According to witnesses, Weston’s new wife Nikki Williams went absolutely ballistic, and cut Weston’s son with a broken bottle before punching him and then threatening to jump off a balcony. Apparently, Weston was also violent himself.

Now, Weston has taken to Facebook to post about his recently arrested wife…and some other nonsensical stuff. Here are some highlights from his ~~rant~~ statement:

I PROMISE THAT I SHALL NOT REST UNTIL SHE IS OUT

I don’t know if being your husband is in the stars anymore for me.

I will take bullets if my death means her life.

I WILL GET MY WIFE OUT OF JAIL

Check out the full, lengthy text of Weston’s NSFW Facebook statement AFTER THE JUMP!

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This message goes to Family, Friends and Nikki’s loved ones especially… i also made this for Nikki to read when I bail her out of the shit hole we got ourselves into. I PROMISE THAT I SHALL NOT REST UNTIL SHE IS OUT. I would even lie and say that i am a murderous wretch to get her out. i would do time in her honor even though i tried to save her life from her rage. I love you all and i love you Nikki

I don’t know if being your husband is in the stars anymore for me. I have to think about it and really focus. I don’t contain the ability that certain men do, the ability to abuse elders, women and children. I have three witnesses and video recording of me being calm

I wont stop for my soulpartner. I will even move to South Africa and gladly die fighting for her safety. I will take bullets if my death means her life. She cant lose me but she can lose my heart. Perhaps a heartless man who silently stands at 6’5” with boots on and walks around at 225 pounds is what she Needs. I will drop my career and be her bodygaurd and melt my ring into a bullet for the enemy.

My heart is shattered but the stamina of my love for Nikki can’t be exhausted as always. I know who her friends are and who they aren’t. DAVE FROM RONI’s DINER. YOU ARE GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FAT FUCK i know what you did to my wife and i know what said u were going to do to my biological mother.

Thank you Dave for making me realize that i still love Christina Fulton. NOW IN RETURN IM GOING TO MAKE YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE A IMPOTENT SOUL INSIDE A FAT BODY OF DISGUSTING SENT. YOU ARE A PERVERT AND I HAVE PROOF.

DAVE PLEASE CONTACT ME AND SIGN A CONTRACT SO WE CAN ENTER THE RING. BY THE HONOR I HAVE FOR MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!! WILL!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-HAIL THE GODS

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lets do this legally bitch

I AM NIKKI’S HERO. MAYBE I SHOULD DIE EARLY IN BATTLE TO PROVE THAT.

├óΓé¼┼╜(FUTURE MESSAGE) I’m glad your out my Springbokkie. Now we can soar again without soreness in our hearts. It’s time to find the light!!!!! for foking sake i will become a Christian if it means that i could be in a non volatile marriage.

I cant say i would be spiritually satisfied with other men or women…so lets patch this up and grow stronger. WE GAVE VOWS AND OATHS. Lets be real spirits and not break the only thing humans have…… OUR WORD

I LOVE YOU MANDY. I OATH THAT I AM THE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR THAT EVERY MOTHER SECRETLY WANTS FOR HER DAUGHTER. I literally have close to zero Epinephrine in my brain. NOT AFRAID TO DIE FOR NIKKI. I WANT TO ONE DAY WHILE FIGHTING FOR HER. I must show my love through ancient ways of battle

Hold on to what you have, fight for love because when it’s gone you can NEVER replace it again. Be wise my friend… wise words

IM ALREADY ON IT. GOING TO SCREW THAT JAIL UP THE ASS WITH MY LAWYERS AND OUR FIRE UNTIL THEY DISCHARGE NIKKI FROM THEIR HOLD.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HONEY MOON PHASE NOT THE BLOODY MOON PHASE. IM SICK OF BLEEDING FOR MY RELATIONSHIP BUT I WILL FIGHT ON. HANG TIGHT EVERYONE I WILL………….MY WIFE…………..OUT OF JAIL

I WILL GET MY WIFE OUT OF JAIL

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