Archive for November, 2008

Is Lindsay BiHan on the road back to peen?

On Thanksgiving Day, saMAN Ronson, was spotted jetting out of LAX all by her lonesome self.

BiHan has been attached to saMAN's side for ages now and to see them apart on a special holiday smells of big time couple trouble to us.

We're guessing that couple's therapy isn't working and the end of the Firecrotch/saMAN union is fast approaching!

[Image via National Photo Group.]

Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert!

If you don't want to know who kills Bruce Wayne in the most recent issue of the Batman comic book stop reading now!!

We mentioned that Bruce Wayne was going to meet his end as Batman in the new issue of the comic book.

He did not 'retire' as some speculated he would.

Bruce was killed by a man named Simon Hurt who posed as his thought-to-be deceased daddy.

Hurt is actually the leader of the 'shady' Black Glove organisation.

Simon claims to Bruce/Batman that he's Dr. Thomas Wayne. He told the caped crusader that he faked his own death when Bruce was a child.

Batman apparently dies when he tries to stop the faux dad from escaping by helicopter.

Story writer Grant Morrison said, “This is so much better than death. People have killed characters in the past but to me, that kind of ends the story! I like to keep the story twisting and turning. So what I am doing is a fate worse than death. Things that no one would expect to happen to these guys at all. This is the end of Bruce Wayne as Batman."

But, Batman will carry on.

One of the guys who acted as boy wonder, Robin, will probably take over.

Guess we'll all just have to wait and see!

[Image via WENN.]

We've previously mentioned that Olympic golden boy Michael Phelps has been spending lots of time in Sin City with a Palms casino COCKtail waitress.

Well, things are getting fairly serious for the swimmer and the HOtel HOstess named Caroline "Caz" Pal, according to reports.

Golden Boy brought 'Caz', pictured above, home to Maryland for turkey day!

Mikey's mommy, Debbie, must love what her little boy dragged home.

Really, Golden Boy?

That's what you're settling for? You have your pick of ladies!

Good luck, though, 'Caz'.

May you fare better than that other Palms HOstess, George Clooney's ex, Sarah Larson.

Ahem, get preggers and you'll be set for 18 years!

Gold diggers from around the world must be getting their head shots/resumes/boob jobs all set for the next Palms job fair!

[Images via TMZ.]

The original Wino is in legal trouble again!

According to the UK media, actress/accused shoplifter Winona Ryder is under investigation for 'losing' $125,000 worth of diamond encrusted jewelry loaned to her for a Marie Claire event in Spain earlier this month.

Wino (1.0) has reportedly blamed the hotel staff for the loss.

She said she gave the Bulgari bracelet and ring to the hotel staff for safekeeping.

Uh huh. Sure, Wino!

But, hotel management have said they have no surveillance footage showing her handing over the jewels.

The people at Bulgari have supposedly called in the police to investigate.

Wino (1.0) has had a crap month. First there was the alleged overdose on a London-bound flight and now this jewelry debacle.

Sheesh!

Get yourself together, (1.0)!

A spokesman for the jeweler refused to comment to the Brit media.

And, no surprise, Wino's mouthpiece was 'not available'.

[Images via Getty Images.]

The Beckham assault on Manhattan continues!

On Friday, David and Vicky Becks took the little ones to see Jersey Boys.

Looks like Posh has been watching a lot of Inspector Gadget with the boys!

What do you think of Vicky B.'s detective wear?

[Images via WENN.]

So savage!

Our thoughts go out to the family of Jdimytai Damour, the Wal-Mart employee who was TRAMPLED TO DEATH by early morning shoppers at a New York Wal-Mart.

The New York Times reports that at about 4:55 am on Friday, a crowd of more than 2,000 who had come out for holiday deals forced their way into the Valley Stream, NY store. The six or so workers manning the front could not hold the unruly crowd back. Witnesses said the doors shattered and 'the shrieking mob surged through in a blind rush for holiday bargains. and Jdimytai Damour was 'thrown back onto the black linoleum tiles and trampled in the stampede that streamed over and around him.'

The detective in charge of the investigation said the store lacked adequate security.

He also went on to call the scene “utter chaos” and said the “crowd was out of control" and that those who ran over the victim could face criminal charges.

“I’ve heard other people call this an accident, but it is not. Certainly it was a foreseeable act,” said the detective.

A witness told the media that shoppers behaved badly even as the store was being cleared AFTER the death, “When they were saying they had to leave, that an employee got killed, people were yelling, ‘I’ve been on line since yesterday morning. They kept shopping.”

Unbelievable.

How can you not know that you were stepping all over a human?!?

We feel so bad for his family.

Sad, sad, sad.

[Image via AP Photos.]

In case you missed it….

CLICK HERE to watch the best part of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.

Demi Lovato can actually sing!

Check out (above) her killer rendition of the Star Spangled Banner at the Cowboys vs Seahawks Thanksgiving game.

You made us proud, girl!!!!