
Madonna has won a court order to move little Rocco Ritchie and David Banda, the sons she shares with English director Guy Ritchie, to New York City.
After the decision was reached, a 'friend' immediately reached out to the London media to blab.
Daddy Ritchie, is that you?
"Lourdes was always going to stay with her mum. But keeping Rocco and David close to him in London was the only thing Guy really wanted from the divorce. He thought he had a real chance, especially as their school is here. He desperately loves those boys and is a devoted dad. Guy will still see his sons all the time… It doesn’t matter where they live — they will always have the hearts and souls of Englishmen. Football, appreciating the countryside, good humour and decent music — Guy’s determined these symbols of Britishness will forever be part of their lives.”
According to reports, Madge is set to get the US residency order made permanent in two weeks.
We didn't know that the British have the market cornered on 'good humor'.
With all the museums, parks and stuff, it's great to be a kid in the NYC!
[Lourdes image via Mavrix Online. David/Madonna image via Matrix Photos. Rocco image via Getty Images.]

Her Madongesty's eldest child, Lourdes Leon, was snapped by photogs leaving the NYC Kabbalah center on Friday.
We love how the 12-year old is playing with clothes and accessories to find her own style.
We're so glad it's not anywhere near close to the Miley look!
Well, Momma Madge is a dedicated, watchful mom so we're sure that won't happen.
Lola's already quite the looker!
[Image via WENN.]

"ADHD drugs can cause hallucinations in some kids"
Oh, boy! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
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As you Twilight fans know, in the upcoming sequel, New Moon, Bella is pursued by Native American werewolf Jacob (Taylor Lautner).
Well, the movie needs some Native American actors for the upcoming flick.
They're filming part of the sequel in Canada and are doing an open casting call for Native American actors on the country's west coast next week.
Check it and tell your friends!
Aikins/Cossey is seeking actors between 15 and 25 years of age in three B.C. casting calls in Vancouver, Victoria and Kelowna.
Candidates will receive scripts and be asked return the same day to read for a part.
Victoria: Feb. 7, Paul's Motor Inn, 1900 Douglas St., 9 a.m. to noon
Vancouver: Feb.8, Second Avenue Studios, 225 W. 2nd Ave., 9 a.m. to noon
Kelowna: Feb. 8, Delta Grand Okanagan, 1310 Water St., 9 a.m. to noon
Good luck!
If you get a role, you could be THISCLOSE to Robert Pattinson!
Lucky!
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Meow!

Barack Obama has a super delicious Latina lady on his staff.
California native/For Love or Money reality TV whore/Maxim model Ali Campoverdi is currently serving as an assistant to one of President O's deputy chiefs of staff.
Don't worry!
We're 99.9% sure we won't have another Monica Lewinsky on our hands!
Hottie Ali is apparently getting it on with the Prez's speechwriter, Jon Favreau. No, it's not the movie director/Swingers actor! He just happens to share the famous Hollywood guy's name.
Sizzle!
[Image via Maxim.]

Since she is jobless, Lindsay Lohan continues to party on the D-list circuit.
On Friday, the fire crotched one attended ESPN The Magazine's Next Super Bowl party in Tampa, Florida.
Lover saMAN Ronson DJ'd the fiesta.
Someone's gotta pay the bills!
Sad that all Linds ever does these days is follow her working man around!
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Two weeks ago, lawyers working for 'exiled' fugitive director/child predator suspect Roman Polanski were able to get California's high courts to consider a motion that asked for all LA County judges to be disqualified from hearing the 31-year old rape because all 600+ judges that LA county employs could not be unbiased.
On Friday, a prosecutor finally responded on behalf of the county and urged an appellate court to reject the latest Polanski move.
In a 24-page brief submitted to the tribunal, the county says the allegation of bias is "patently frivolous" and based on "mere conclusions with no factual basis."
It was also argued that no one who knew all the facts would doubt the impartiality of "the entire bench of the Los Angeles Superior Court".
The Polanski move does sound a lot desperado to us!
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