No dramz for her!

Lauren Conrad celebrated her 24th birthday this weekend at the Roosevelt Hotel, but some of her Hills co-stars were notably missing!

Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt and Audrina Patridge were purposely left OFF the guest list while Lo Bosworth and Whitney Port were some of the lucky ones invited to the bash. Also in attendance was Lauren's actor boyfriend Kyle Howard. An insider reveals:

“Lauren and Kyle were laughing and enjoying themselves. He’s so sweet and attentive with her, and he so obviously wanted her to have a great night.

"The cake was in the shape of a giant chocolate-y cupcake with real live sparklers! It was super cute. Lauren immediately called for Kyle to come over and stand next to her while she blew out her candles!”

Well, how sweet!

Happy birthday to the most boring member of the Hills gang!

[Image via Chris Connor / WENN.]

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We hadn't heard anything from Heidi Montag's husband Spencer Pratt about her cosmetic surgery, but now he is speaking out in support of his wife.

Spencer wasn't always in favor of Heidi's decisions for plastic surgery, but he did stand by his wife's choices saying:

"Anytime I hinted that it might be a little much or if I just asked if she was sure, I even felt like I was crossing lines. I'm not in charge of what she does with any part of her body. I'm her husband – not her owner.

"But everyone sees themselves differently when they look in the mirror. Nobody truly understands how she feels except her. I may not be okay with things, but it's not my call."

Spencer was apparently a good husband to Heidi nursing her back to health after being in recovery for more than 7 weeks. He said it was "the worst experience" of his life to see Heidi right after the surgery because she was suffering so much. "Nobody that loves a loved one should see that."

As for Heidi, she's glad that Spencer was there to support her:

"At the end of the day we do share a same opinion: It's my body and I need to feel comfortable as a woman, as a person, and my inner beauty is always there and that's what's most important.

"His support has really been a lot and made such a difference. I couldn't ask for more."

We'll see what he thinks when she goes back for more — because you know she will!

We may have this generation's Jocelyn Wildenstein on our hands if she's not careful!

[Image via Michael Carpenter / WENN.]

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saMAN Ronson took to her Twitter to discuss Heidi Montag's recent plastic surgery AND a diss at Spencer Pratt!

She tweeted:

STILL can't get over heidi's surgery- i know we all turn into our mothers eventually- but all in 1 day? maybe her husband has mommy issues?

Would that mean Lindsay had daddy issues?

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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She must be crazy!

Heidi Montag revealed that she wants to go even bigger than her current triple D sized breasts saying, "I like the F. I actually want H for Heidi."

Heidi revealed that she opted for plastic surgery after being teased as a kid and being insecure about her looks. "It always kinda held be back from a certain inner light and an inner happiness."

As for the effect her story will have on young girls, Heidi doesn't seem to think she has much of an impact.

"Young girls who want to get it would get it regardless," she explains. "They need to know how severe it is and how serious and real it is. And that's why I wanted to share my story with it. It's not that you just got in and come out and it's great a week later."

Her husband Spencer Pratt was apparently against the surgeries calling his wife "crazy" and suggesting she see a therapist first!

That's probably the smartest thing Spencer's ever said!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Oh, how we've missed these two.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back at it and it seems the days of endless Speidi sightings and publicity stunts have returned.

Just yesterday, police were called to Speidi's residence after they suspected Heidi had been kidnapped.

For realz!

Apparently, Heidi came home with a scarf covering her face. You know, trying to hide all that lovely plastic surgery.

A neighbor saw her coming home with something over her head and feared she was being kidnapped and called the cops. The police then briefly detained one of Spencer's buddys employees before everything was finally cleared up.

But according to Heidi, it was all a simple misunderstanding. Says the Barbie look-a-like:

"We're grateful this was only a false alarm and I just had my pink Hermes scarf over me.

A neighbor was concerned and called the police. We're thankful to the LAPD for their response and making sure we were safe."

Glad everything worked out.

[Image via WENN.]

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Yep, she's definitely a Pratt!

Following in her fake tittayed sister-in-law Heidi Montag, Stephanie Pratt attempted to be seksi in a spread for Maxim.

We don't know about you, but there's nothing more vomit inducing than saggy tits and smoking.

Besides isn't she supposed to be a role model for youth???

Oh wait! She fucked that up when she got arrested for a DUI.

Anyway, in addition to taking some HOrrendous pictures, Spencer's little sister also sat down for interview.

Here are some HIGHlights:

Was it fun to do this shoot and not be the little sister for once?

Even in high school it was, “Oh, you’re Spencer’s little sister.” When we got on TV it was, “We hate Spencer’s little sister because she’s related to Spencer!” I’ve never had my own name, so this is exciting.

A lot of people think The Hills is fake. Can you confirm that all the juicy melodrama is legit?

None of us have studied acting. We can’t cry on the spot. My brother really didn’t talk to me for eight months because I went to Lauren Conrad’s birthday party! I think all of us have had the feeling that it would be easier to be on a scripted show.

Has TV helped your love life?

Ugh. The guys in L.A. are so awful. I feel like I know half of them, and the other half I don’t want to know. They’re all wearing Ed Hardy shirts and trucker hats that say female body inspector. But I’m not looking for someone. I do not want to find my Mr. Right at 23

If by knowing half the guys in El Lay she means sleeping with them, then yes, we totally agree.

[Images via Maxim.]

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WTF!?

You'd think with all that play money he's flashing, Spencer Pratt would be able to afford a better designer to do the cover art for his new rap single!

At least the craptastic cover matches the craptastic music.

What do U think of Spencer's assault on the eyes???

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Why did he have to open this can of worms again!

In the latest round of the Al Roker and Speidi saga, the weatherman has responded to Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag's trash talking.

During an interview, Al comments on Heidi's most prized possessions: her big fake tittays! He also responds to her claims of trying to be like Mother Teresa.

Roker jokes:

"I don't know, maybe I'm wrong and I missed something but I don't think Mother Theresa posed nude in Playboy.

I think she was known for good work, helping the poor, healing the sick, not showing her ta-tas off."

He also echos what he originally said when this shit show began, saying the duo "haven't done anything and still haven't done anything".

What say you, Spencer and Heidi?

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Is this really necessary?!

If you want more Speidi, Ceiling Eyes and the devoid of soul and wit, Cavallari, you're in for a treat!!!

Despite the fact the no one is tuning in, MTV's The Hills has been renewed for a sixth season!

Even The City is getting the green light for 2010!!!

Can U imagine watching for another year?!

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