Bringing Back The Chandelier

Forget art. This is about making money!
Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber is working on on a sequel to The Phantom of the Opera, the longest-running musical in Broadway history.
Webber proclaims, “I’ve made a decision today that I will do The Phantom of the Opera sequel. And I have met with a couple people today who have persuaded me to do it, who I will not reveal, but it’s a very exciting day for me. . . It’s going to be very exciting, and I can reveal that it will be set in New York.”
Oh goodie. New Phantom songs for auditioners to massacre!
Bring back Sarah Brightman!