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It's A Wonderful Lohan

Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Lindsay Lohan > Exclusives! > Dina Lohan > Michael Lohan

We don't need no stinking YouTube! A monopoly is never a good thing, so fuck 'em. We're doing it on our own, and….

You MUST watch the video above. Must. Must. Must.

Geniusity!!!!

Happy HOlidays everyone.

xoxo

Your friend, Perez

281 comments to “It's A Wonderful Lohan”

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  1. louielengua says – reply to this


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    i'm so over her!

  2. sundog says – reply to this


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    first! fuck those bitches on the view we love ya perez :)

  3. jackleg says – reply to this


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    omg ur posting and on tv at the same time, best blogger ever. do my butt hole

  4. Daniel says – reply to this


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    I love you, but these videos r so boring!!

  5. hello says – reply to this


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    first to comment

  6. me says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  7. peppermint patty says – reply to this


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    FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

  8. saraddd says – reply to this


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    kinda like the monopoly you have on the gossip blogs??

  9. konrad says – reply to this


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    lol

    hahaha u must be pissed of b/c youtube

    too bad no one cares.. you r fighting alone

  10. Alex says – reply to this


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    Tenth???

  11. stinky-jr says – reply to this


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    FIRST….bitchez!

  12. whitney says – reply to this


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    ehhhhhh

  13. Steph says – reply to this


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    holy crap AMAZING.

  14. Fereshta Kazemi says – reply to this


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    Woot! This is total Genius Perez. Get em! Get your war on!

  15. linda says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahah
    first

  16. jen says – reply to this


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    yay

  17. Laura says – reply to this


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    hahaha. =]

    Happy Holidays Perez.

  18. locotrona says – reply to this


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    PEREZ, I LOVE YOU!

  19. Loca says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!

  20. rufus says – reply to this


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    first

  21. PRINCESS says – reply to this


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    FIIIIIIIRSt

  22. SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this


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    Atta, boy, P. Hehe. Youtube dinosaurs.

  23. cm says – reply to this


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    love it!!!

  24. ummmm says – reply to this


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    THIS SUXS!

  25. jd says – reply to this


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    whoever createed this is goooood

  26. Lola says – reply to this


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    Yeah, who need youtube!

  27. Monica says – reply to this


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    LOL how fucking funny :)

  28. Ivy says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  29. GOD says – reply to this


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    Excellente!!!:)
    LUV U PEREZ!!:)

  30. BB says – reply to this


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    that was really funny!

  31. bree says – reply to this


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    Geniusity!!!!

    talk about an oxy-moron!

  32. hateraide says – reply to this


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    Perez, i really can't stand you but i'm glad you're showing those youtube cunts that they aren't the be all and end all of internet videos providers. do yo thang, bitch!

  33. Silvia says – reply to this


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    twenty sixth! haha.
    this was hilarous :)
    funny the one who is first doesnt even say first

  34. myspace . com . urboyruru2 says – reply to this


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    LAWL

  35. irenesgirl1964 says – reply to this


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    I Am First First First Y'All.
    Awesome Video.
    Rocking Around The X-Mas Tree?
    To You Perez And All Your Readers!!!

  36. Sophie says – reply to this


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    Drawings are creepy! LOL!!

  37. cheesecake says – reply to this


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    woopi smokes weed she deserved that perez award

  38. lovely and amazing says – reply to this


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    I don't know why people write "first" but I think I am the first.

  39. jay says – reply to this


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    i just think that lidnsey lohan is a fire crotch
    and shes lame and a skank bag and she needs to go to rehab and die!!

    like seriously i think thats wat pretty much half of america thinks

    like i hope she reads this!~!!

    shes a drunk

    perez.. i love you!! :)

  40. JESSE says – reply to this


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    BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. Aimee says – reply to this


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    BUY NICOLE SCHERZINGER'S NEW SINGLE PUAKENIKENI ON ITUNES OR AMAZON !!!

  42. jackleg says – reply to this


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    Re: jacklegRe: jackleg

    THIRD

  43. jojo says – reply to this


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    Fucking hilarious..!!!

    And yeah, FUCK YOU youtube!!

  44. dana says – reply to this


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    that actually made me laugh out loud - i love it

  45. LovesItPerez says – reply to this


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    This is brilliant.
    I laughed for like 20 minutes.
    Anna Nicole is seriously my favorite person like, ever.

  46. luvsxjs says – reply to this


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    hilarious!

  47. Martine says – reply to this


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    LOVED IT! :)

  48. gary says – reply to this


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    this is horrible

  49. kikirockstar says – reply to this


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    That was the funniest funkiest shit ever. You go hard, but they deserve it.

  50. YOU'RE IN TROUBLE PEREZ... says – reply to this


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    THIS IS WAY TOO SMART FOR YOUR AVERAGE READER. I THINK THE MAJORITY OF YOUR REGULARS NEED TO BE STIMULATED WITH SHINY OBJECTS AND IN YOUR FACE REALITY FOOTAGE. DON'T MAKE YOUR READERS THINK - THEY'LL ONLY HATE YOU FOR IT.
    ….
    ….
    I, HOWEVER, THOROUGHLY ENJOYED!!!

  51. FancyPants says – reply to this


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    Original & sassy…. Loves it

  52. f says – reply to this


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    hahahahhaha
    that was so great!

  53. dawg says – reply to this


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    brilliant!

  54. dawg says – reply to this


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    brilliant!

  55. CHARLA says – reply to this


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    OMG PEREZ SPANK MY MONKEY!! *GIGGLES*

  56. haysoos creestos says – reply to this


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    lawlziez!!!! i hate dina :]

  57. Dee says – reply to this


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    Fucking hillarious!

  58. Jillian says – reply to this


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    Lindsay would take a chanel bag over a shitulous gucci bag any day of the year….fix

  59. Jesse says – reply to this


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    Blake: I still fucking hate you for treating me like SHIT on MSN, loser.

    OT: YAY PEREZ ILY BABE!!!!

  60. Leah says – reply to this


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    OMG the best video ever!!!!!!!!

  61. Jillian says – reply to this


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    Lindsay would take a chanel bag over a shitulous gucci bag any day of the year….

  62. Dr. Schiznit says – reply to this


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    OFF DA HEAZY

  63. bonnie says – reply to this


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    someone explain why perez can't use youtube anymore?!

  64. Lila says – reply to this


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    very good. i wonder how many people got the Anna Nicole reference…

  65. Wanda says – reply to this


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    spankalicious babe

  66. runnergal says – reply to this


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    i totally agree! i promise not to use youtube ever again!

  67. tiff says – reply to this


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    suffer more silently! too funny!
    it is so funny, in fact, that it made the baby jesus giggle.

  68. Nicole says – reply to this


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    WOW…Perez, that was fuckin amazing, lol. The orange enabler strikes again!

  69. DAPHNE in DECEMBER! *gasp* says – reply to this


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    I just came

  70. tiff says – reply to this


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    correction:
    so funny it made the baby jesus giggle TWICE!

  71. world famous says – reply to this


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    haha! that some funny shit right there…lol

  72. Do you know what an oxymoron is? says – reply to this


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    Re: bree
    Genuisity isnt even a real word you plain old regular fn moron

  73. natalie holloway says – reply to this


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    o baby its alright now u aint gotta flaunt for me.
    if u want my love u can still touch my bum it's free.
    get it wrong til we do it right.
    if u wanna check me up i will teach u.
    all about the way i am.

    or something like that?

  74. PhillipP says – reply to this


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    It was so lame I could not watch the whole thing. Stick to the blogging.

  75. Bowildhax says – reply to this


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    Wow, that was amazing- the detail, the Long Island accents!

  76. Bowildhax says – reply to this


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    Wow, that was amazing- the detail, the Long Island accents!

  77. Nester says – reply to this


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    AMEN PEREZ!!!

  78. fortune cookie says – reply to this


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    I forsee wonderous things in your future young one.

  79. Wendy says – reply to this


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    Omg…that was too funny! "Im just an orange enabler" HAHAHAHAHA! Anna Nicole…oh thats so low, but I couldnt help but laugh! Is that wrong? Am I going to hell? Thanks for the laugh! …….HAHAHAHAHAHA

  80. shishkarobb says – reply to this


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    Ha! That is absolutely brilliant!

  81. tiff says – reply to this


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    glad you got a different server. youscrewed is run by some shite corporate crap money grubbing jerks.
    vote from the rooftops perezy!

  82. *** says – reply to this


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    Re: lafata – Actually, x17onlince, has disabled all mouse click unless it is a specified link, and in that case you may only click on it, not even a right click is allowed. Just a little something to discredit and imbecile such as yourself. Frankly, i am not a huge fan of perez, but he did start out with a nothing blog, and it is us, the readers and people who comment who make hima success, such a yourself.

  83. l-beezy says – reply to this


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    HILARIOUS

  84. dee says – reply to this


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    disturbingly brilliant…hmmmm, maybe getting spanked by youtube will do you some good, mario…
    nah….

  85. isabel says – reply to this


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    awesome I never laughed so much about someones death :) it was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

  86. Laury says – reply to this


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    All I can say is thank God you won't be making any more of those stupid videos you used to post on Youtube. You think you're hilarious and witty but you're just plain stupid.

  87. nastyr says – reply to this


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    hilarious - and not too mean spirited as to not be funny - great job!

  88. heavenonearth says – reply to this


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    Genius!

  89. Daniela says – reply to this


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    Happy Holidays Perez to you and yours.

    You're Awesome…

  90. Barrinton Smythe the third says – reply to this


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    Way to go Perez. All you gotta do now is to load that Liza Minnelli vid up & leave it as a sticky. ROFLMAO

  91. SuperT says – reply to this


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    HILARIOUS!

  92. brian says – reply to this


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    sorry but dat shizz ent gud … da brit brit 1 was funnier!

  93. mouse says – reply to this


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    A monopoly CAN be a good thing. Cuz i can't watch your stinkin' video!!

  94. Chard says – reply to this


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    "-Smack Mary-Kate And Grab The Gucci Bag!" Hahaha XD XD

  95. Janye says – reply to this


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    Does this work for canadians? I am getting a 404 not found error where the video should be loading.

  96. Obsessed says – reply to this


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    LMFAO !!!!!!!!

  97. Taylor says – reply to this


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    that video was so dumb

  98. fiest1234 says – reply to this


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    ha, your video isn't working.

  99. nyc says – reply to this


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    Screw you, perez — and your sow sister who's doing the writing. What's your DAD think of ya, perez? hmmm? How's YOUR "mom"?

  100. nyc says – reply to this


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    Screw you, perez — and your sow sister who's doing the writing. What's your DAD think of ya, perez? hmmm? How's YOUR "mom"?

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