Lohan Relapsed But Not In Rehab

Lindsay Lohan is not going back to rehab, despite being videotaped drinking champagne at a New Year’s Eve party.
Attempting to do some damage control, the recovering addict’s lawyer, Blair Berk, has released the following statement:
“Rehab gives you the tools to deal with slipping up. This is not about her spiraling into a 4-day binge.
This is what you want to happen–you want somebody to stop themselves.
The good news was that Lindsay stopped herself that night, called her sponsor, and got herself immediately back on track. There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her ‘one day at a time’ with the entire world.”