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Guess Who Just Called Us????
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Personally Perez > Celebrity Feuds
So we just got a phone call from Avril Lavigne. We told her we wouldn't talk about it. Ooops!
Apparently she called the assistant of a mutual friend of ours and got Perez's number that way.
"I just wanted to reach out to you directly, instead of you hearing from my manager or publicist," she told us. Nice. We respect that.
"I get what you do, but you've just been especially mean to me and it hurts," Lavigne added. "And I hear about it all the time. Journalists always ask me about you in interviews. You don't even know me!"
How do you respond to something like that?
"You just make it so easy sometimes," Perez told her. And she does make it easy. Too easy.
Avril was practically begging, "I wish you would stop writing bad things about me."
Our heart kinda sunk. We felt really bad for her. Then we remembered. She's a douche!
Stop being such a hack, Avril, and maybe then we will be nice.
xoxo
Ohhhh Avril!
LOLOLOLOLOL!
She deserves everything you say about her!
She's wack
diz-am perez
I woulda told her to eat shit.
1st!
She's a little bitch.
First
I love you! haha
I think you should leave her alone. You've crossed the line. Be nice for a change. She's only 22.
YOU ARE MEAN PEREZ! AVRIL IS AWESOME!
first!
Awwww!!!!
STAR 69!
t'es juste une petite putain, Avril
canada hates you
bahahahah
LOVE ya pereez
I'm so first bitches….
Lol, that was the funniest thing ever. I wish you wouldda taped it.
Tape ALL your conversations.
oh the power perez wields…
haha! fuck you avril! yay perez!
PEREZZZZZZZ your the BESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
if i were a gay man id take you to hawaii and marry you
but if you ever need a beard, im here for ya.
NOBODY better fucking mess with Peaches. She's fucking hardcore.
Why is she such a twat?
ROFLMAO!! You're so not right!!! I love it!
Karma is a bitch Perez. You will end up miserable. I guarantee it
Oh Perez- be nice! Avril's not that bad, and if she's calling you personally, you KNOW you've upset her. Don't be a bitch Perez!
You are without a doubt, the best thing to hit these fucking retarded entertainers in a really long time.
I LOVE IT! ur soo bad
Dudeeee…..leave the kid alone. She's not the devil. Stop kissing ass of the likes of Paris, Nicole and Britney and move ON with the Avril shit. Its getting old. And boring. And please. You know thats the LAST thing you want. Let the girl make, copy or WHATEVER she wants to do with her music. You don't need to waste your time….or mine.
Head up, Avril. Perez is like any guy—-they've all got douchebag tendencies!!
As much as i hate Avril Lavigne you should ease up on her a little
wait what am i talking about
OMGLMFAO PEREZ!! hehehe
that was really one of the greatest things I've ever read! Avril can suck a pickle!
I have a feeling you're going to get asked this by a lot of celebrities–we see it first with Posh and now with Avril. While I visit your site and enjoy the snide remarks, I think the negativity will be hard to keep up.
“You just make it so easy sometimes,” Perez told her. And she does make it easy. Too easy"
hahahahhahaa thats too funny
HAHAHAHAHA! She is such a bitch… "It hurts…", Oh lord… she needs to grow up. I bet it hurts others when she steals their music and puts her name on it too.
if shes really the 'motherfucking princess' - she shouldnt give a shit what you say, right?
peaches sucks ass.
as a canadian i am embarrassed by her… you do what you do best, and if she keeps making an ass of herself, then who the eff cares!… its her own damn fault for strealing from actually talented artists
Every interview I have seen her in…..she has been a major bitch. She deserves all of this negative publicity! She sucks ass. Her music sucks too.
Yeah, That DOUCHE had it coming!!
Hey Perez,
Who are you to sit in judgement of anyone?
I swear I am first. This is true for two reasons:
1) I care– True
2) It still says no comments on the front page. I think that means that all of your comments dont count.
First
canada LOVES you
bhahaha, fabulous.
WINNER: Perez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ha ha ha! You tell her, Perez! Canada hates Avril!
What a fucking cry baby. I cant stand that bitch anyway. GAWD wait till she is older, has beens are always like train wrecks. Should be fun.. or maybe she will do us all a favout and knock her self off.
OUch!Poor Avril!I fell bad for her
I wish she would call me, avril is awesome
Im not by any means an avril fan, but you crossed the line. Give her a break..
Perez is my hero. This is the funniest thing I've read all day. I love Perez Hilton!!!! Oh and… FUCK AVRIL SHE'S A FAKE!
Avril sucks, we don't even like her up in Canada anymore…Perez, you're right on! Chantal rulz!!!!
If she wants to be a celebrity, she has to learn to take the bad with the good.
if she didn't act like a friggn' moron all the time we wouldn't have the ammo
fuck, i love you perez
funny………yet she had nothing to say about her lack of song writing skills fuckin cunt
hahah GO PEREZ o please first of shes 25 or 26 not 22 for the person who said that, but anyways she SUCKKKKKKKKKKKS!!! PEREZ YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT to make fun of her because shes making good money and she can't sing, or dance plus shes ugly and she acts likes shes the shit cursing off the people. Puhleez
hahahaha!! i love you perez!! you are ruthless, yo go girl!
You just blogging what most of us are thinking about her. BTW i saw a picture of you with a super cute hello kitty bag, where did that come from?!?! i love it!!
Your absolutely horrible. Like straight up, your just awful.
what is the big deal about avril leave her alone, she's so harmless.
i don't think she's ever done anything to be a dick.
big deal if her songs sound like other songs, all pop songs too.
and that doesn't mean she's a bad person.
I used to have a lot of respect for her and her work but she has completely sold out and did everything she said she would never do. But you shouldn't be so mean. At least she's prettier than YOU!
Our heart kinda sunk. We felt really bad for her. Then we remembered. She’s a douche!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA
Perez you are hilarious!
"We felt really bad for her. Then we remembered. She's a douche!"
Too funny.
I used to like her. I thought she was going to be the next great CANDADIAN star like Alanis….but she's a fucking CUNT!
hahahha, you tell her perez!
sadly i'll bet you didn't have the guts to say that to her, huh
you are really super great mario, an ancient position you are keeping
Aww come on dont you feel bad for her????
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man FUCK THAT SKINNY CANADIAN BITCH
her music is wack, and so is she. i hope she DIES
keep up the good work!!
LOL…Geez Perez…a little harsh…lol
IDK…u still rawk my sauxs
man FUCK THAT SKINNY CANADIAN BITCH
her music is wack, and so is she. i hope she DIES
keep up the good work!!
haha
haha..avril sucks. you're my hero perez
yeah go Perez .
Several years ago there was a radio contest in my area with the winner getting a chance to interview avril live on the air. Some 10 or 11 year old girl won and she was so excited to do it because she was a huge avril fan. i listened to the interview, and avril was a total bitch to this poor kid. if she can't even be nice to a kid who adores her, she deserves all this negativity and more! you go perez!!
I like said, you're doing God's work Perez. Never forget it.
OMG THAT IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!
almost as great as the "if your easily offended" hahaha
thank you Perez for staying true and calling her out on her bullshit !!
OMG OMG OMG - AVRIL GETS OWWWWWNED!
I luv dis shit…
I hate Avril, but why the f*** would you post this? Just to be a SOB. I have no problem with trashing celebrities, but that was just mean.
Dude it's true. She may not be terribly talented, but can't you save that extra-bitchiness for someone who deserves it? Does she remind you of someone who made fun of you in Jr High? Sheez, big girl!!!
Perez give her a break!! She reachd out to you……
ahhahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahahahaAHHAAHHAahahahahHAHAHAahahahahahahahAHAHAHHAHAHAAH go perez.
yeh i think bagging on avril is getting a bit old.. if she did actually call you and sincerly asked you not to say anything why would you? your being a back stabber… dont be such a hater or everyone will end up hating you!
I don't think I could ever love Perez more than I did after I read that!
Avril puts together a nice fun album, it's a huge success, and look what crawls from the woodwork? Who cares where her influences come from? Influenced, perhaps. Stole her songs? C'mon. Good job, Avril.
HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA That was the funniest thing that I have read in a while
I feel like making a trip to LA to egg Avril's house. Fuck me running thats hilarious! What a scumb bag. Your career is long over babe. See ya in Napanee in a couple years hahaha you blow Avril
wow, i love you more and more everyday PeePee!
AVRIL JUST GOT LEARNED.
you are such an ass. at least she talked to you directly.
Avril…fuck her. She's soooooooo rude in person. She's rude and ugly! And her music's shit
fuck off avril and go back to canada you're hurting our ears.
hahahahah good one i'll tell that story to my kids one day
Avril, if you are reading this, your behavior has been disgusting, you should be embarrassed with the way you have treated people over the years. Your mom should be ashamed of the girl she raised, who spits, swears at and disrespects human beings every day of her life. What goes around comes around, do unto others….. you get the message honey, actions speak louder than anything and you have some growing up to do and changes to make
This reminds me of middle school.
HA HA! This is funniest thing you've written in a long time! Hilarious!!!
THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS FOR MAKING SUCK ASS SOUL-LESS M-F-ING MUSIC. SHE HAS A GOOD VOICE AND SHE WASTES IT ON STUPID TEENY BOPPER CRAP, SHE'S A HORRRRRRRRIBLE ROLE MODEL FOR YOUNG GIRLS AND SHE ALL AROUND JUST SUCKS. THAT BEING SAID, PEREZ, YOU ARE A COLD HEARTED MFer. I AM PRETTY SURE EVERYTHING YOU SAY, ALL THE WITTLE FEELINGS YOU HURT, ETC, ITS PROBABLY ALL GOING TO COME BACK ON YOU SOMEDAY….. IM 80% SURE OF THIS. READ INTO THAT AS YOU MAY.
I love ya Perez, but I don't know why you hate her so much… is it yet another enemy of Ms. Hilton? Don't be so transparent… just dish the dirt, don't try & create some.
remind me again why there's people sticking up for avril? what has she done for us lately?
oh that's right, she's given us a good laugh.
love you Perez!
AHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAH shes pathetic!
Mario, why do you hate this girl so much? Did she murder your parents?
You are a tool bag.
love it love it love it