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1. =] says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   jude law's still sexy~

2. hayle says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   first?

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   She's preggers and stuck wearing that hideous maternity dress for the next 9 months.

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   first hoes:D

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   1st

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   first, bitches!

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   she figured out she couldnt have another boob job or her boobs would fall off.
   and they didnt give her -her best shopper- discount

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   …she has a wedgie.

9. MOniq says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   FIRST

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    Perez you annoy me. You used to be my fav site evahhh. i loved ya dude. but you have just become a real big BITCH lately. like c'mon making fun of a baby (adam sandler) thats loco. please redeem yourself. i still am a big fan but im getting kinda.. ya kno pissed.

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    she has a wedgie

12. Laura says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    The strap on her fabulous YSL sandals broke. Maybe it is just undone! She is still one of my fashion icons.

13. NoNoN says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …the cashier did not know who she was and asked to see her ID when she used her credit card… and she still did not know who she was. I don't think I even really know who she is or what she does.

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    she noticed crabs on her boush!

15. Diana says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She likes to make a lot of different facial expressions and the camera caught her at a bad second?

16. Aurey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because she looks like Maniston

17. dede says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because they made her pay cold hard cash. She thought she could get it for free and her visa was declined. HA

18. julio says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she just found out she's Ronald McDonald's love child

19. Scape says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Not because of her dress. I love that! So sev.

20. LOL says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She can't find a Hot Topic stocked with Perez's Tees!

21. KIKI says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she realized shes no one and should fuckin die

22. lucy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    maybe one of the clerks were whispering about her being a married mans gfriend?

23. Josh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FIRST

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    she found out she has crabs when trying on new underwear

25. Jt* says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She got canned by ryhs ifans after he saw that hairdo…

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    HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST??? HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST???HOLY SHIT AM I FIRST???

27. Natal says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    SHe ran out of coke…?

28. JENNA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    There are no booby-less shirts for her to wear on the beach

29. ali says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    The world recently found out that she is a homewrecker who is f*cking a very married Balthazar Getty (who has four young children).

    Also, her movies don't make any money!

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    Whats the little problem?!?!

31. figne says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Sienna Miller is distraught after leaving the Fred Segal boutique in Los Angeles on Monday because _______.
    Nothing looks good on her fat ugly ass.

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    because she is starting to have a herpes outbreak.

33. Ariel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because karma's a bitch…

34. ro-ro says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she sharted

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    ….Because Skanks Are Not Allowed. And on the sign in parentheses, beneath the word "Skanks" was her name—Sienna Miller in particular.
    And Number 26, Re: shell – , get a fucking life.

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    no celebrit discount…whaaaaaaah!

37. Solar says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Because the world now knows that she is a homewrecking slut who is balling Balthazar Getty.

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    filthy whore

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    Samantha Ronson just texted saying she was going to beat her ass down for stealing her look and wearing that bowler hat the other week.

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    SHE IS A WHORE
    I HOPE SHE GETS AN STD REALLY SOON!!
    WHORE

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    A papparazzo just shouted, "I got a shot of your vag lip and I'm gonna sell it to Perez, bitches!"

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    No one recognised her THEN an assistant diverted her to the plus size section. It was a tragic, emotional day…..

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    You people are so mean spirted and heartless. Hello a supermodel just died…..maybe she was one of her friends. They really are real people, you know that right??

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    HER TWAT SMELLS OF FISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! SLAG

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    The clerk was gay and refused to fuck her for payment, so she actually had to spend money in the store?

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    she realized she paid entirely too much for that dress and could have gotten the same one from forever 21 for 12 bucks

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    they wouldn't let her shop. She had money to SPEND in there. Big mistake. Big. Huge.

48. j says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she got caught shopping with marcia cross lol jk

49. Fucki says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: hayle and all the other idot "first" posters!! – Who gives a fuck if you're first?? Get a life, and contribute something else to the comments instead of "first!"! You all are SAD, SAD idiots!!

50. Janey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Yay I have a skirt in the same print as her dress. She has wicked taste xxx

51. becau says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Enough said.

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    SHE'S DISTRAUGHT BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A 50-SOMETHING HOUSEWIFE!
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    NOTE - BALTHAZAR GETTY SEEMS LIKE A TOOL ANYWAY!
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    ..because She has a Dyke holding Her Tight!?

54. Sprin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    her credit card got declined and fred segal made her pay in ca$h

55. lalal says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she knew the bag would matchy match her dress

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    THat is a perfect face for the word distraught….. www.newplugs.com

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    because… she realized she was a fat bitch? hehehe

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    She's not too distraught to clutch Her package!

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    that dress looks it should be worn by a 5 yr old
    she should be shot
    friggin homewrecker.
    what goes around comes honey
    karma is a bitch and what you give is what you get
    she will find out in time.
    loser

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    She wore her 4th of July outfit a few days too early.

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    FIRST LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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    She's distraught because:
    1. She's not important enough for them to close the store so that she could shop.
    2. There were no men for her "try on" before purchasing.
    3. No one L.A. gives a rat's ass about her.

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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IN THE STORE CALLED HER "SLUTTI-ENNA"!

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    …because she forgot her pants

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    she looks like a pregnant hooker

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    she saw herself in the mirror…don't like the outfit!

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    she's a douche and a tool

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    Re: shell – NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now go fucking kill yourself you retarded motherfelcher!!

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    because she found out that she got syphillus from the woman in the pic after a drunk lesbain sex.

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    she saw herself at the mirror…

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    because she hasent got to fuck me yet

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    they told her to go to sears

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    because she found out it's not diddy's…….

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    she realized what a ho-bag she is.

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    Balthazar Getty dumped her for a new mistress

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    they don't carry tampons for extra large vaginas

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    BECAUSE YOU ARE AN EVIL FAT PIG WHO IS MEAN TO HER ALL THE TIMW FOR NO REASON - FUCK YOURSELF PEREZ, YOU STILL LOOK FAT AND UGLY!

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    the salesperson asked if she'd like the 15% whore discount.

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    she realised shes wearing the fugliest dress in the century.

    seriously though, what the fuck is she wearing?

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    I hate these fill in the blank post…

    She is probably upset because of a man. That is a man hater face.

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    she couldn't try on swimsuits because of her bad case of crabs again!

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    She looks fat in that dress.

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    because she just realized that she went into a toddler's closet accidentally when she got dressed today. It pissed her off that she forgot to wear the matching sandals that light up when you step on them.

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    Because no one recognizes her and can think of any movies she's been in. Seriously, none come to mind.

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    she just realized she bought a child's dress

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    they don't carry a size whore…..

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    ..she's a pointless, pathetic waste of time.

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    She realized she's irrelevant. I guess.

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    she just realized she has the same diahrea that paris,lindsay,heidi Montag and Lourdes Leon have.Its a yucky strain going around hollywood.It may have been given to them by Keely Shae Smith.

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    Her lesbian lover is making her wear that dress as punishment for her hook up with Balthazar Getty.

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    her "dress" is a skirt with arm holes?

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    PEREZ REALLY SUCKS!!! HE'S BECOMING MORE BORING BY THE DAY!!! HE USED TO BE AWESOME, BUT THAT TIME IS GONE. TOO BAD!!!

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    because… the store manager called her a skanky bitch.

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    No one screwed her

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    Re: flangie nopants – Number 42, wonderful, Flangie….thanks for making me laugh. I just watched a really sad movie.

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    She looked in a mirror there and saw what the fuck she was wearing!

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    Because she just found out she had herps *again*. . . . . Guess she thought she could get rid of them the first time!

    dumb slut.

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    for a second there, I thought that was Jen Aniston but after looking closer, it's just sienna slutter. Who cares!!

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    Cuz everyone knows she's boning a married man and nobody gives a shit that Jude cheated on her anymore.

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     B/C she is sperminated