Just call him the SPERMINATOR!
A particularly productive fellow has apparently made himself of service to 30 lesbians who wanted to have their own babies in an unfortunate outcome of unregulated sperm donation in South Australia.
Not only has South Australia’s practice of making the identities of sperm donations known led to limited supplies, but clinics’ denial of fertility treatments to homosexual couples because they only cater to “infertile couples or those at risk of transmitting a serious defect” have made lesbians a little…well, creative.
And apparently one gentleman was all too eager to help.
We’re not sure how this fellow, uhm, gave his donations. We’re thinking turkey basters or sex with a wig on. And neither are we too sure how exactly everyone found out, but one thing’s for sure – there are a bunch of half-siblings in South Australia who are totally unaware of it!
Now there’s fear that half-siblings may start mingling with each other, risking incest.
A similar situation happened in a smaller town of Adelaide, where another eager beaver sperminated about 29 women. And since the town boasts a smaller population, the incest fear is even more real.
But we thought that happened in small towns anyway????
They should have just taken a dip in Nicole Kidman’s magic waterfalls!
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