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They's Marriage Is Just Fine, Allegedly
Filed under: Love Line > Gwyneth Paltrow
Rumors keep circulating that Gwyneth Paltrow and her douchebag hubby, Chris Martin from Coldplay, are having some marital problems.
But when the relationship is in trouble, leave it to mom to fix the problem.
In a recent interview with Gwyneth's mom, actress Blythe Danner, she denies the rumors.
Like how about that the "happy" couple haven't been photographed together in months.
To which Danner responds, “They don’t take pictures together if they can avoid it. It’s a strategy. They don’t want the pandemonium.”
Mom says the couple is doing just fine.
Adding, “They’re staying in England for the new year. Then coming here.”
Sorry mom, we kind of think you might be lying here to protect your baby.
[Images via WENN.]
Posted: December 16, 2008 at 1:15 pm
And I give a shit why?
And? Fucking yawn.
I never know which eyeball to look him in..
Pandemonium? For them? They are delusional.
That cockeyed mutherfucker needs a fist in his song steelin' ass!
Those two are perfect for eachother– they both have the biggest egos regarding shitty careers and nonexistent talent i have ever seen.
Doesn't Paltrow live in London, eat birch bark, and shun the US in general? Why should be give a crap about her marriage?
Re: Big Black Dick – Stealin' for you fuckin' spellin' NAZI'S!
Re: Big Black Dick – You outta be for hire, BBD . . . I got a list as long as, well, as long as your heavy-fisted arm, of idiots who need a good fisting!
Re: Charmer – I think it's a big F U from everyone here!
whatever
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Alice,
"Major Dude is Alice's Slut" is a "Major Dude is Major Dude" now.
What happened?
Did you two have a fight???
Re: Big Black Dick –
You make me smile!
Re: Charmer – I only do it in Dec., I get in the spirit of giving.
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… balancing my checkbook and sobbing…..
When I start hearing these denials I know that a divorce is not so far…
"they's marriage…"
WHAT THE FUCK PEREZ!?!
I know that you're stupid and cuban but can you at least fucking TRY to use proper grammar!!!?!??!?!?!! Stupid fat fucker!
umm..they've never really been photographed together except at the park like once or twice, or walking down the street. He's been on TOUR. christ, leave them alone already.
" I saw Mommy fisting Santa Claus last night……"
does he have crazy eyes?
Re: orchidgirl – LOL…no he just changed it. When we're really chatting it up, he gets into it….hence the name.
Re: Charmer – I SECOND THAT!! START WITH MY EX HUBBY AND SHOVE IT IN DEEPLY
SHE LOOKS LIKE MADONNA……………..WTF?
Re: Big Black Dick – I see that, darling, as you want to give that fist quite frequently. Is it cause I have red hair that I'm the last in line?
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – I've got a couple of those laying around too, let's throw them in the fisty-fist pot!
perez you suck.
3 Hi honey! Just close both!
Re: jimmyjazz – They are reported to hang together quite a bit; maybe their plastic selves are melting & morphing into one another? Just an idea . . .
The pandemonium?
I don't think anyone would really care if Mr. and Mrs. Douche were photographed together.
WHY DID SHE MARRY THIS UGLY RETARD???? SHE IS SO MUCH PRETTIER
That dude is so fucking ugly but yet in England people think he's hot and she's hot. England really has some fucked up imbred looking talentless fuckpigs.
"They's marriage"? Why don't you proofread this sh*t before you post it? Dumbo
Where there's smoke, there's fire.
Pandemonium?!? When was the last time ANYBODY got excited about seeing Gwenyth Paltrow…anywhere???
"They's marriage is just fine… " Are you fucking kidding me? Take a goddamn English class you retarded fuck.
"They's Marriage" is Perez's HUMOROUS attempt at sounding like a English street-gang guy i.e. Ali G.
Chris Martin ain't a douche because he loves his wife….that is actually noble.
When the hell did she get married?
"They's Marriage…." Wow Perez! I didn't know you had people from BET on your site!
They havent been photographed together for months? Would it happen to be something to do with the fact that am, I dunno, Coldplays on tour! And Chris Martin is such a great guy and not a douche at all. Look in the mirror, Perez. And keep on posting these things if you want people to hate you (more). Lol.
Gwen is looking more like her mom too.
Re: sheba08 – Hi Sheba! I've thought the same thing!
He's no Brad Pitt. Gwyneth scrapith the bottom of the gene pool with this one.
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS GET DIVORCED (LIKE MADONNA) YOU START TO THINK ABOUT IT TOO FOR YOURSELF.
"I get it, I HAVE BAD TEETH!" –> –> Chris Martin
I hope they stay together, don't wanna see Gwyneth stealing my boyfriends…
they deserve each other
the mormon who cant act
and the musician that steal other ppls songs
now if we could just get them both sterilized….just in case
we get it perez, you hate her, you hate him, so they're evil and their lives must be falling apart for you to feel satisfied about yourself…
you know who gets on my nerves? ScarJo. but I'd like to think if I had a celebrity gossip blog I wouldn't dog her every chance I get.
then again, I guess this isn't the business of journalistic integrity eh?
she sez she is
tired of his
yellow teeth
and small weenie
and large
ego
omg perez , i can't believe your idiocy. coldplay is on a world TOUR! just because certain couples aren't photographed for a long time together , doesn't mean their marriage is in trouble. maybe they're not attention whore couples like certain people who live in the fucking center of paparazziville..
Coldplay(L)
I saw coldplay last night in london and chris martin was incredible he is so talented
I LOVE CHRIS MARTIN! I LOVE COLDPLAY!!!!! PEREZ EVERY TIME YOU SAY DOCHBAG TO HIM, I THINK YOU ARE THE BIGGER DOUCHEBAG, EVEN THOUG I LOVE YOU
BUT HEY, IF SHE DOESNT WANT HIM….CHRIS I´M SINGLE…
CAAAAAALL ME
I JUST FEEL SORRY FOR THEIR KIDS! THEY ARE ALWAYS THE BIG LOOSERS WHEN A MARRIAGE FAIL. HEY, MADONNA DUMPED HER BRITISH BOY SO GWYNIE DOES ???? WHAT DOES THIS SAY TO US??
what i dont get is why there is always so much complaint when celebrity couples break up and yet you are constantly seeking to break them up or find out they have broken up… leave Chris Marting and Gwyneth Paltrow alone and stop reading into every little word anyone says about them, you could be right and things arent good, but you are just as likely to be wrong so leave it!!
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