No. Just so much no.
Playboy Adam Levine is denying he made these crass comments about having sex with tennis player Maria Sharapova.
The Maroon 5 singer's publicist, Dvora Englefield, emailed PerezHilton.com and gave us this exclusive quote:
"I represent Maroon 5 and wanted to let you know that the quote on your site [from the Russian newspaper] isn't true. Adam never said this, and they only met once at Maria's birthday party in 2004."
And there you have it. Or do we?
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