Home Videos Photos Shop
PerezHilton CocoPerez Katy Perry Beyoncé Angelina Jolie Rihanna PerezTV

This Is Not A Joke

| Filed under: AnglophiliaPete DohertyDrugs

mx0071002.jpg

Pete Doherty's pets are on crack!

One of his cats has been found to have traces of cocaine in its blood stream after being taken in for observation by vets.

The junky for life owns a cat named Dinger, a British slang word for syringe, which recently gave birth to a litter of five kittens.

One of the litter became ill and the Babyshamble singer was forced to take the kitten into the vet for tests, where the drug revelation was discovered.

A law enforcement spokesman says, "It is a police matter, so we cannot deny or confirm the identity of the man who had this kitten removed. But it is very important to protect animals from substances that can do them serious harm."

Duh!

It's also important to keep Pete away from crack, but that's not gonna happen!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Reasons We Can't WAIT For 2016 To Be Over...
These Celebrities Landed On Santa's 2016 NAUGHTY List!
Celebs Accused Of Liking 'Snow'!
Controversial Celebrity Dads!
In Honor Of Princess Charlotte's First Birthday -- Here Are 12 Of Her Cutest Moments!
BRIT Awards: All The Red Carpet Arrivals!

167 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”

More comments: [1] 2 »

  1. ofaj says – reply to this


    1

    poor cat

  2. lsdkjf says – reply to this


    2

    He should be shot.

  3. xvnd says – reply to this


    3

    CRACK IS WACK!

    A BEAR SHOULD EAT PEREZ AND PISS ON THE CARCAS!!!!!

    !
    @

    @#
    @
    @
    @

    @

  4. GWalker says – reply to this


    4

    SLAG OFF YOU AMERICAN FUCKS. LOOK AT EVERY MAJOR MUSICIAN IN OUR PAST. SEX "DRUGS" AND ROCK AND ROLL.

  5. Tonya says – reply to this


    5

    he's flat out disgusting. he looks like he's covered in fleas, and it seems like everyday he is getting arrested for drugs. what a sick fuck and i can't believe that ho kate moss can't get over his filthy ass.

  6. Lynnette says – reply to this


    6

    first

  7. boop says – reply to this


    7

    boooooooooooooooooooo

  8. nadine says – reply to this


    8

    He's an animal torturer!

  9. Krystle says – reply to this


    9

    What A Loser, Just Shoot Him And Make Him Go Away Or Something!!

  10. Doperty's a loser says – reply to this


    10

    So can he now be prosecuted for animal cruelty????? How many more free passes is this asshole going to get before he actually has to spend time in jail?!? Those judges over there have no balls.

  11. Reality says – reply to this


    11

    What a shitbag this guy is… how is he still alive?

  12. MT STAR says – reply to this


    12

    FIRST OFF I'M SURPRISED HE EVEN TOOK THE CAT TO THE VET

  13. jack says – reply to this


    13

    www.ihatelc.blogspot.com

  14. laura says – reply to this


    14

    what an effing mess!! I hate him.

  15. d says – reply to this


    15

    you have got to be kidding me..

  16. veronica says – reply to this


    16

    I know this is fucked up and all.. but I can't help but have the hots for this dude. Druggie rockstar, thats my kinda man hahaha

  17. annie. says – reply to this


    17

    pete's horrible. poor cat

  18. Shandidarlington says – reply to this


    18

    What a vomitus mass! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OD, Doperty. It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

  19. Amy says – reply to this


    19

    what a fucking state, makes me sad to be British.

  20. poppy says – reply to this


    20

    What a cunt he is. If he can't die on his own, we'll help him - one bullet, one shot, one kill.

    Fucking mongrel he is. POS.

  21. poo poo says – reply to this


    21

    i want to poo poo so much and fill the toliet up so that flash

  22. brenda says – reply to this


    22

    He probably didn't give it to the cat….but there's probably so much of the stuff laying around his house that the cats find it. Sad.

  23. Bb says – reply to this


    23

    IM BRITISH AND HE IS THE MOST EMBARASSING REPRESENTATION OF OUR COUNTRY AND LEGAL SYSTEM, HE NEEDS TO BE SENT DOWN.

    THE ONE THING THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF IS HE AND AMY WINEHOUSE ARE PROMOTING CRACK AND HEROIN HOW DISGUSTING IS THAT!!!!

  24. Aquaboogie says – reply to this


    24

    I used to give my cat Oreo shotguns, but damn! Crack?

  25. max says – reply to this


    25

    crack is coming back !!!
    pete is done with life cuz cookin up rocks makes him feel glad WORD :-)

  26. ffs says – reply to this


    26

    Oh please, you can't believe this. Any small amount of crack would instantly kill a kitten, and anyway since when do vets perform drugs tests on pets. FFS.

  27. gossipmonger says – reply to this


    27

    OFF WITH HIS MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT HEAD!!!!

    SOMEBODY DOUSE THIS ASSHOLE IN KEROSENE AND SET HIS SORRY ASS ON FIRE!!!!

    SHOOT THAT SON OF A BITCH UNTIL THE GUN IS EMPTY, RELOAD, AND SHOOT HIS MISERABLE CARCASS AGAIN!!!!

    DIE, YOU HORRIBLE, WORTHLESS, RAGGED, IDIOTIC PIECE OF TRASH, DIE!!!!

    BURN IN HELL!! JUST FUCKING BURN ALREADY, PERIOD!!!!!

    WASTE OF SPACE, WASTE OF OXYGEN, YOU ARE DEPRIVING ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS OF AIR!!!!!!

    DIE, YOU EVIL, SOULLESS THING, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I love cats, and I tell you what, Petie-pie, you drag your sorry ass to North Carolina, and I will open up a can of whoopass on you on behalf of yours.

    If you feel inferior, it's because YOU ARE. Needing to torment animals to get your jollies is venturing into the Jeffrey Dahmer/Hannibal Lecter territory. One's real, the other's a composite of other needle-dicks like you who got off on fucking with defenseless animals. Do your part to clean up the planet, Pete, KILL YOURSELF.

  28. Jessica says – reply to this


    28

    WHO IS THIS GUY?? AND WHY IS PEREZ OBSESSED WITH HIM???
    WHO IS THIS GUY?? AND WHY IS PEREZ OBSESSED WITH HIM???
    WHO IS THIS GUY?? AND WHY IS PEREZ OBSESSED WITH HIM???
    WHO IS THIS GUY?? AND WHY IS PEREZ OBSESSED WITH HIM???
    WHO IS THIS GUY?? AND WHY IS PEREZ OBSESSED WITH HIM???
    WHO IS THIS GUY?? AND WHY IS PEREZ OBSESSED WITH HIM???
    WHO IS THIS GUY?? AND WHY IS PEREZ OBSESSED WITH HIM???

  29. yeah right says – reply to this


    29

    i really hope this is B.S

  30. mke girl says – reply to this


    30

    what a sick fuck he is!!!

  31. Cate says – reply to this


    31

    What a dumb f**k. Hopefully he gets so messed up one night he just OD's and dies. Its not like he's that good of a musician anyway. And he has had many many many chances to change. And GWalker - I'm not American and you still sound just as stupid as he does. Grow up and learn this guy is just a huge loser who doesn't deserve to have the money and fame that he does and should just die or go to jail already.

  32. JDiddy says – reply to this


    32

    OH. MY. GOD. This guy needs to just off himself already. Im tired of walking the same earth as this piece of shit.

  33. Clover says – reply to this


    33

    it's official
    he's a fuckwad
    killing yourself is one thing
    but harming innocent pets is another
    fucker
    xoxoxo
    clover

  34. korndawg73@yahoo.coma says – reply to this


    34

    Mmm kitty crack

  35. sssssss says – reply to this


    35

    who fucking CARES all you animal actavist should move to china where they eat cats and dogs do to over population.. Also perez stop hating on drug abusers because your a over eater you fat fuck so you have your own addictions.. Also we know you have done drugs and still do..

  36. Lady Lana says – reply to this


    36

    God… Some people really don't know how to use their life wisely… No, wait, let me correct myself: Some people really don't know how to use their life. Period! … I bet Doherty won't live more then 10 years… He already looks like a corpse… But it's not like anybody gives a damn… :P
    Hey Perez, keep writing, love your work, and dye your hair into your natural color. I bet that would look amazing.

  37. gossipmonger says – reply to this


    37

    Be glad I'm an American, and not over there, I'd scratch Pete's fucking eyes out.

    Dear Miss-Know-It-All: when a feline is brought in with undetermined illness, as part of a toxicity screen of the blood, yes indeed, they are tested for human chemicals they could have ingested, from cocaine to antifreeze.

  38. Why, oh why? says – reply to this


    38

    He's human debris.

  39. A.J. says – reply to this


    39

    He deserves his brown teeth!

  40. SirStep says – reply to this


    40

    Headlines will read, "PETE DOHERTY FOUND DEAD IN HOTEL ROOM CAUSE OF DEATH SPEED BALL INJECTION" LONG TIME ON AND OFF AGAIN GIRL FRIEND KATE MOSS FOUND THE BODY!

  41. Anna says – reply to this


    41

    he took the kitten to the vet."..good drugadict…!" no to be serious. ..I truley feel sorry for pete. The litle i heard of his music makes me belive he is rather talented and could get a decent carer if he sould be clean. I don´t think he should go to jail…he´s not a crimanal the durgs make him that way. Instead he should get locked up in rehab for a year or so.

  42. Rash Manly says – reply to this


    42

    At least Pete was not
    feeding his cats pet
    food from China. :-(
    .
    Rash Manly therashreport.com

  43. Jeff says – reply to this


    43

    I bet there won't be any media outburt about this. Where's peta? They can make a big deal out of mike vick. I bet they won't do shit about this cracka.

  44. ??? says – reply to this


    44

    #37 - What proof do you have that Perez has done drugs? You're pathetic. As pathetic as Doperty! Why don't YOU move to China and let us know how all of the human rights violations are? Loser.

  45. Bob says – reply to this


    45

    Ill hurt that fuker if i ever see him..stay away from canada crack head

    barrybeerbong@hotmail.com
    barrybeerbong@hotmail.com
    barrybeerbong@hotmail.com

  46. Rash Manly says – reply to this


    46

    Hey Pete,
    humans are on Earth to take
    care of animals.
    I used to find your antics amusing but
    killing yoursaelf is one thing but…
    .

    Hurting our animal friends is
    WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!!!!!!
    .
    P.S. I fed my kittens with a mini baby bottle
    after their Mom died when they were ten days
    old.
    Don't get me started, either die or
    get better but do it NOW!

  47. debes says – reply to this


    47

    Ok PETA, get to work

  48. Laurie Lu says – reply to this


    48

    RIP Pete!

    FIRST one to wish him well. :-)

  49. Dr. Dick says – reply to this


    49

    Do the Catholics have a patron saint of fatal drug overdoses we can all pray to?

  50. ricki says – reply to this


    50

    dickhead

  51. Mitch says – reply to this


    51

    It's just a fucking cat. GET OVER IT.

  52. celebrity.web.net says – reply to this


    52

    crack and coke aren't the same

  53. angry petlover says – reply to this


    53

    He deserves to have his kitties taken away from him. what an ass. I hope they shut him up in a cage with some lions on coke. Or make him share a jail cell with michael vick so that vick and make him his prison bitch.

  54. Niki says – reply to this


    54

    Would he just please OD and die already?!?!

    (yawn)

  55. hihiii says – reply to this


    55

    hhihiii!! cats suck anyway!

  56. Pete should die! says – reply to this


    56

    OMG I hate this guy! I wish he would shoot himself and be done with it, why drag poor animals into his mess? Fuckbag. Who knows why he is famous anyway?

  57. #53 sucks says – reply to this


    57

    #53 - What if it wasn't something he did at home, but got behind the wheel of a car in his drug-induced stupor and killed someone? I'm sure you wouldn't be so quick to brush it off then. As far as the "get over it" comment? You are far outnumbered by animal-lovers. Just because you don't like cats doesn't mean you have to be such an a-hole to people who do. Jerk.

  58. Hannah says – reply to this


    58

    you know this son of a bitch needs the shit kicked out of him…a fucking kitten might as wellof been a kid!! he makes me sick

  59. hihiii says – reply to this


    59

    hihii! cats suck anyway!

  60. Pretty_Princess says – reply to this


    60

    Ok, now he's gone too far. At first his pathetic life was fodder for laughs, but now he is abusing innocent animals.
    He needs to overdose and die.

  61. HEATHER says – reply to this


    61

    HOW AWFUL! THIS GUY IS SO WHACKED OUT ON DOPE THAT HE DOSN'T REALIZE THAT HE IS HURTING HIS OWN ANIMALS. THIS SHOULD BE REASON ALONE FOR THEM TO HAVE TO FORCE HIM INTO REHAB. I CAN'T BELEIVE THIS GUY IS A FATHER ASWELL. I'M SO HE SPENDS NO TIME WITH HIS DAUGHTER AND WHEN HE DOES HE IS PROBABLY COMPLETELY OUT OF IT. KATE MOSSS IS JUST AS BAD BY GOING BACK TO HIM. I'M SURE SHE IS STILL ON THE DOPE HERSELF. IT'S GOING TO TAKE ONE OF THEM TO DIE TO REALIZE THAT THIS LIFESTYLE IS NOT WORTH IT. THEY NEED TO BE FORCED INTO REHAB. FOR THEIR CHILD'S SAKE AND NOW THEIR POOR CAT.

  62. SAVE LILA says – reply to this


    62

    MAYBE NOW THEY WILL KEEP HIM IN THE SLAMMER!!!
    SAVE LILA FROM THIS JUNKIE!!!

  63. Marge says – reply to this


    63

    I hope he gets busted for animal cruelty!

  64. jimmy d says – reply to this


    64

    kill yourself if you want,but leave your pets out

  65. Alex says – reply to this


    65

    Well, this really is quite terrible for the cats.
    I hope that they will be well.
    Pete….please….
    Try to get some help
    This seriously sucks
    Badly

    [PS-You're gonna be gettin some HATE MAIL from PETA, more than likely]

  66. lilhighlander says – reply to this


    66

    sad!

  67. soccermom40something says – reply to this


    67

    Anyone want to start a death pool on this IDIOT?? He needs to have his cats taken AWAY. This makes me dislike Kate Moss even MORE. Makes you wonder how her daughter never ended up on CRACK by accident.

  68. hesucks says – reply to this


    68

    I don't know who this boring, molely, greasy haired guy is, but cruelty to animals is about the worst thing a human can do.

    He should be hanged, clubbed and stoned.

    Please die soon "Pete Doherty". And please stop helping this retard become famous Perez.

  69. Holly says – reply to this


    69

    Pete is a major shithead!

  70. dora,greece says – reply to this


    70

    OMG,this is sick!what else are we going to hear today?first the bears and now pete doperty's cat.this time i'm shocked!this man is the worst junkie on earth!!!
    i can't even imagine how somebody could give coke to his pet!
    these cats are in danger.they must be taken away from this scumbag!!!

  71. hidEe says – reply to this


    71

    poor poor pete and dinger =[ SOMEONE SAVE THEM!

  72. i heart perezzers says – reply to this


    72

    He's hot in a sad pathetic needy way

  73. Jennifer NIX says – reply to this


    73

    Why even give this trash the satisfaction of being desired by other people…..

  74. Eris, Goddess of Discord says – reply to this


    74

    What an asshole. If he wants to ruin his life using drugs, so be it. But, to expose an innocent animal to drugs is deplorable. If the judge won't put him in jail for his own drug abuse then he should go to jail for animal abuse.

  75. MADISON says – reply to this


    75

    urgh…

    www.madisonstyle.blogspot.com - where fashion and music meet!

    www.madisonmusic.net - Get on in the CLUB if you wanna have fun!

  76. Meredith Z. says – reply to this


    76

    How the hell has he still managed to avoid jail?

    And he let his cat get preggers? Fucking idiot. He has no talent anyway — only really famous because of Kate.

  77. stefany says – reply to this


    77

    omg- u crack me up perez! its very important to keep pete away from crack….hahahaha..im so bored at work- keep em comin!

  78. Phillllll says – reply to this


    78

    I really don't believe Pete will die any time soon.
    Look at Keith Richards, he's been doing drugs all his life and he's still going!

  79. emma says – reply to this


    79

    i love this dude.
    met him and hes a really nice dude, really charming.
    drug tests on kittens?
    most people just have it in for the guy.

  80. Rebel in GA says – reply to this


    80

    And…if the stupid mf'r will dose a poor animal, just think of the fun he'll have with a kid or teenager (are you listening, Kate?)…talk about a fatal attraction!

  81. only1opinion says – reply to this


    81

    He is such a waste of air !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  82. lizzyboo says – reply to this


    82

    he should be put in jail with michael vick.

  83. kay says – reply to this


    83

    the most fucked up guy in the world!!

  84. Redhead says – reply to this


    84

    DIE, ASSHOLE, DIE!!!!

  85. heather says – reply to this


    85

    Dinger? How much of a junkie do you have to be to name your pets after paraphanelia? The kittens are named Crack, Lighter, Pipe, Spoon, Q-Tip, and Belt.

  86. michelethebelle says – reply to this


    86

    Fucker

  87. Peggy Wanker says – reply to this


    87

    If this is true, I can't wait until PETA rips him a new asshole.

  88. Diana says – reply to this


    88

    Where are his parents??????? Pete, please get help……..

  89. Cheri says – reply to this


    89

    What's really shocking in this story is that he actually took the cat to the vet!

  90. doesn't make sense says – reply to this


    90

    they don't do drug tests on pets when you bring them to the vet. that's retarded.

  91. Mary says – reply to this


    91

    I wish he'd OD and die. He is such a waste of space-

  92. pebbles hilton says – reply to this


    92

    stop writing about this oxygen sucking waste of humanity.

  93. jimkhm says – reply to this


    93

    PETEE! Sending you love. GET WELL DAMNIT!

  94. Candace says – reply to this


    94

    Well at least he went to the vet… seriously, he can't be ALL bad if he did THAT…

    I kind of like him now… so sue me

  95. COCO says – reply to this


    95

    Now that the problem is with his cat, he will probably do time. Send him the creazy PETA people and you see how fast this idiot quit drugs. Anything, and I mean, anything but PETA.- Horror!

  96. LOLA says – reply to this


    96

    This kid is going to die, this is like watching the living dead. I think it's really sad and at some point we have to stop watching. Really sad, no matter if we do or don't like the kid.

  97. PJ says – reply to this


    97

    What a sleeze!!! This guy needs to take "one too many hits" and go bye bye for good. …….total waste of space.

  98. Jessica says – reply to this


    98

    what a disgusting scumbag,I hope he goes to jail and get raped daily for being such a pig.

  99. Kate Moss says – reply to this


    99

    The UK produces the best junkies in the world: Keith Richards, Jimi Hendrix (you Americans had no respect for Jimmy, he found fame in the UK) Pete Doherty, Sid Vicious and, last but not least, no, no, no rehab, the beautiful and super-talented Amy Winehouse. The USA gave us Britney and Paris. The UK gives the world Amy, Joss and Corrine. You lot are jealous - we have free medical care and no apartheid!

  100. Fitzy says – reply to this


    100

    Slipping Cocaine is the tip of the iceberg. Imagine what he slip's to Kate's young daughter…..won't be long until the pediatrician find it's in her blood. You heard it hear first~

More comments: [1] 2 »