Val Kilmer Earns His Crown

What sort of fuckery is this???
Val Kilmer pAArtied it up in New Orleans this weekend as King Bacchus XLI on the Krewe of Bacchus’ legendary Mardi Gras float.
2008’s King Bacchus, Hulk Hogan, stepped down from the throne to let the former Batman star reign surpreme!!
How will you ever fill the Hulk’s shoes, Val???
[Image via DMX / Mayer Photo.]