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Headline Of The Week Weak

"Ripley's Acquires 'One Of Biggest Penises In The World,' Officials Say
Fossilized Walrus Penis Sells For $9,600 In Beverly Hills Auction

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P.S. It's a 4 1/2 foot dick!

Ripley's Acquires 'One Of Biggest Penises In The World,' Officials Say

Fossilized Walrus Penis Sells For $9,600 In Beverly Hills Auction

Believe it or not, a 12,000-year-old, 4 1/2-foot fossilized walrus penis was purchased at auction Sunday by Ripley Entertainment Inc., an auction official said.

The company, which owns 63 Ripley's Believe It or Not museums in 11 countries, including one on Hollywood Boulevard, bought the walrus member for $9,600, including fees, said Josh Chait of I.M. Chait Auctions & Gallery.

Although it is believed to be the biggest ever found, the Walrus member sold for less than the $12,000 to $16,000 it was expected to go for.

"I'm glad the penis went to Ripley, so everybody will have an opportunity to see it. It is definitely interesting," Chait said. "It's one of the biggest penises in the world as far as I know."

It was discovered in the frozen tundra of Siberia and dates back 12,000 years to the Pleistocene Period. The mammal's manhood is mummified, with a layer of perfectly preserved skin intact, according to Chait.

A 22-foot mounted skeleton of an aquatic dinosaur called a Mososaurus, from the Cretaceous period of Morocco and more than 65 million years ago, fetched the highest bid of $90,000, from a private collector, Chait said.

In all, the nearly 200 lots of natural history items garnered a total of about $500,000, he said.

The walrus penis wasn't the only piece of "prehistoric pornography" on the auction block. Bidders also vied for a pair of mating 40 million-year-old insects from the Baltic region of Russia. The two love bugs are forever trapped in the heat of the moment in amber.

Other items at the auction in Beverly Hills included a long curvy Mammoth tusk from the Pleistocene period and a 1.94 gram piece of the moon, along with other meteorites, dinosauria, archeological artifacts and gems and minerals.

Posted: August 27, 2007 at 4:21 pm

123 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”

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cate says – reply to this

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first
Says says – reply to this

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That's hot.
chris glockson says – reply to this

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FIRST
caroline says – reply to this

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firsttt
Princess says – reply to this

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WTF???? Who in their right mind would buy something like this?? I guess some lonely soul that plans on using it! LOL!!
jenny` says – reply to this

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hahaha
Harriet says – reply to this

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Ten bucks says Jacko has his credit card handy right now.
Whore says – reply to this

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DAMN, IM DROOLING EVERYWHERE…….
ron race says – reply to this

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HI!
m says – reply to this

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I wanna pic..lol
Debbie says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES AND HOS LOL @ THE BLOG
jessica c-j says – reply to this

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insane.
perez you crack me up
emily says – reply to this

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what does this have to do with celebrities….?
bree says – reply to this

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that is crazy!
Cass says – reply to this

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wow.
Jo says – reply to this

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um. cool?
nene says – reply to this

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fiiiirssssssttttttttttttttttt
Mel says – reply to this

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first
Nice says – reply to this

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A Little to BIG
THe Warden says – reply to this

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One dick reports on another dick. how original. I didn't know gay men were fascinated with animal's cocks…that's just sick.
fuck says – reply to this

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wow
Rochelle says – reply to this

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Yay
Windy City says – reply to this

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First
Ceecee says – reply to this

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WOW…that's effing awesome…
WhiteMandingo says – reply to this

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MINE is bigger.

Believe it or not!
cara says – reply to this

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jeezus o.o
jade says – reply to this

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ew
m says – reply to this

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eww
sally says – reply to this

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Oh wow.
Barbara says – reply to this

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jajajajajaj crazy world!!!
Toni Leigh says – reply to this

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first
g says – reply to this

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damn
Jessi says – reply to this

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woahh
Toni Leigh says – reply to this

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not first
maqrtha says – reply to this

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fuck me with it
ALLISON_ says – reply to this

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Yummy.
Roxie says – reply to this

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First Bee-otches!!
Aja says – reply to this

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I wanna see it! Where are the pictures???
megs says – reply to this

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Crazy!!! That's one big cock!
Penny Cillin says – reply to this

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Heard that Zac Efron is flying in from London specifically to place his bid. Maybe then Vanessa will feel something inside her……….
Splitney Splears says – reply to this

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Wow…a bigget dick than you. Who knew?
nativestar22 says – reply to this

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WTF?????????????
Rochelle says – reply to this

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Awesome
Yureli says – reply to this

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GROSSS!!!!
perez says – reply to this

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a 4 1/2 inch dick; is his name Andy??? Ha! ha
um yea says – reply to this

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to much time on ur hands lol
a says – reply to this

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yummy!
torontodude27 says – reply to this

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What a lacklustre story.. slow news day I guess
jennzz says – reply to this

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ohmygoodnesssssss!! that is just freaky!! hehe
aimee says – reply to this

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that makes you horny doesn't it Perez
Miss Luciee Loo says – reply to this

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Dream onnn Perez!
hehe
you dumby head:)
Andy is a dick says – reply to this

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A 4 1/2 FOOT dick; perez lover; and yes it must be Andy Dick!!
YoMama says – reply to this

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WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO??
FIRST BRITNEY, NOW THIS?
JUST SHOOT ME!
angel says – reply to this

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first….and why is this on perez?
tab says – reply to this

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wow, thats fucked up.
people are assholes
crazymomma says – reply to this

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This post is worthless without pictures.
angie r.w. says – reply to this

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yeah, i bet perez would like to bid on that shlong. he'll probably shove it up his ass! j.k. i love you perez
amanda says – reply to this

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that's disgusting
CPBX says – reply to this

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I'm now a WALRUS HUNTER!
raver says – reply to this

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4 1/2 foot tall dick….is it tom cruise?
Perez Hilton says – reply to this

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I can take that without lube..yummy yummy screw!
anastasia beaverhousen says – reply to this

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pictures at all?
Kat says – reply to this

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Separated at Birth… This thing and Gummi Bear (Davis)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
G.O.D. says – reply to this

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Nikki Blonsky has some crazy ass caps!
Jacob says – reply to this

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What? No picture?
lilbuddy67 says – reply to this

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I always thought Chevy Chase was the biggest dick in the world???
getouttatown says – reply to this

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yea, where the heck are the pictures? I wanna see!
Virgo says – reply to this

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PEREZ U DICK WHORE!!
Francesca says – reply to this

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Andy Dick must certainly be jealous. Heavens knows, THAT fossil isn't nearly as well-hung.
lexi says – reply to this

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I'm surprised Marilyn Manson didn't buy it. Seems like his type of thing…
Dr. Dick says – reply to this

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Who bought it? Paris Hilton?
Jack Jett says – reply to this

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My dick is so much bigger, yet just like this photo, I have a face to protect it.

jack jett
www.YabbaDabbaHubbaDo.com
And...? says – reply to this

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No photo?!?!?!? WTF?????
eddy says – reply to this

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Perez, you have a duty to your viewers of this blog-make no mistake, saying Castro is dead, telling your audience to wait for an update….this is bullshit. You might consider brushing up on journalism ethics (didn’t take that class in High School?). This may have started off as a hobby for you but you’re now considered by some to be a real news source. It has been long enough. Mayhap it is time to retract your former words about this tyrants demise.
Jenny says – reply to this

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What THE. . . . . . . . . . . . .
jen says – reply to this

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mmmmm. jus luv me some big ol' walrus dick!
tootiewaytoofruitie says – reply to this

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So what does this article has to do with the pic of Gummi Bear Davis?
Jennie From the Rock says – reply to this

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Oh course you would post something like this.
Daniella says – reply to this

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oooh yeahh
darlene says – reply to this

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Mmmmmm!!
ready2havesex says – reply to this

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I can only guess why a person would buy that.
(fuck me hard)
lallie says – reply to this

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how could anyone drool over a 4 1\2ft long peenie? I love dick but c'mon most women would run screaming "not with me you don't" ei chi wah wah
Kez says – reply to this

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That's the Mammoth tusk u fu*kin dickheads
PARIS HILTON says – reply to this

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THAT'S REALLY HOT, DO YOU LOVE IT?
liz says – reply to this

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who would want to buy a walrus dick? lol hahahahaha
JD says – reply to this

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The picture looks like Rosie O'Donnell.
Fannyplzr says – reply to this

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NOT THICK ENOUGH
omg says – reply to this

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that is nasty
I says – reply to this

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poor lady walrus!! hahahahahaha
Katie says – reply to this

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Gross
KT says – reply to this

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In Alaska that's called an Oosik. They're used by Alaska Natives to make tools, and are big sellers to tourists.
bobby j john says – reply to this

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i still think mine is bigger
Michelle says – reply to this

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wow thats one BIGGG dickie. lol
UR Fucked-up says – reply to this

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That is bizarre! I have been visually assaulted. Whats next? The world's largest vagina from an elephant?????
ms_freSsh says – reply to this

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OMGOMGOMG PARIS HILTON ISS SO GONNA MAKE A BID ON THAT! FINALLY SOMETHING BIG ENOUGH TO FIT IN HER VA-HAY-JAY!
Karen says – reply to this

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That's not so big. The dick I'm married to is 5'11". jk
trisha says – reply to this

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LET'S SEE AN UN-FOSSILIZIED ONE!
sadf says – reply to this

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my weewee has about a foot on that one
so i win
nikki says – reply to this

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Thats nice to know.
ashleykat says – reply to this

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I swear to God that a month ago, a friend of mine and I saw a MASTURBATING Walrus at the aquarium at Coney Island, New York. It was the most mesmorizing thing. It's as big as you think!

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