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As we mentioned previously, Lily Allen wants to add "jewelry designer" to her resume.

You know, in case she can't recover from a mediocre music career.

The collection is said to be comprised of nine different styles, including coins, medallions, flowers, traffic signs, acid faces, girl charms, fruit, animals and poodles.

On Monday, hard-pAArtying Allen displayed a few of her designs at the Claridges hotel in London during a special "Afternoon Tea with Lily."

Her jewelry is set to be released in September.

What do U think of her designs?

We'd suggest she stick with singing.

[Image via Vince Maher/Daniel Deme/WENN.]

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119 comments to “Lily Allen, Jewelry Designer”

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  1. 1

    LILY LOOKS PRETTY BUT I HAVE STUFF LIKE THIS FROM 1994



  2. 2

    Those designs suck hard, but she looks good. I'd definitely give her a facial.



  3. 3

    cute, i guess…she could do better, but cute. id buy one for my mom :)



  4. 4

    Let me start by saying something nice. She looks cute in the pic :) Now onto that hot mess that she calls jewelry. Umm that ish looks like something you'd get at the dollar store. No…fail…pass….why…no.



  5. 5

    Is she kidding? This looks like the shit I used to buy at Claire's in 1995. The peace, love and happiness jewelry phase died out for a reason… Agreed, stick with the singing.



  6. 6

    so pretty! i love her!



  7. 7

    mehhhh not pretty, I wouldnt buy it, it looks cheap.. and that lipstick is a nono.. too dark for her.. big props for losing so much weight though, she looks great.



  8. 8

    those look like something you could get in a 25 cent machine thingy! what the freak!



  9. 9

    Looks like something you'd find in one of those 25 cent gumball machines…



  10. 10

    'Mediocre'? Because at least three number ones (I'm not a fan, that's just off the top of my head) equal mediocre?



  11. 11

    looks like cheap dollar store crap. Smiley faces.. How ingenious !!!



  12. 12

    Re: Ed Luvables – and yet you are! cheer cheer! *holds up the goblet* :P



  13. 13

    She look's so good. Loves the suit.



  14. 14

    dull



  15. 15

    Re: Ed Luvables – Yep you're first, you've just won a lapdance.



  16. 16

    Re: pinkhotluv – Yeah, can't you get bracelet's like that out of the gumball machine?



  17. 17

    Lily Allen - the new 99 cent store jewelry line!
    Classy.

  18. fUkRD says – reply to this


    18

    Oh Lordie,..what happy drugs was she on when she deceided to 'design' a new line of Happy Face 'jewelrie',…ohhh,…maybe they have a secret compartment to carry her drugs in them,..ok, that would make sense,…Seriously though,..she can not be serious,…who originally patent the happy face idea,..is this not infringement of some sort?? and who the fuck would put this in their store??



  19. 19

    good tht she lost the fat.
    but i dont like the jewlry it looks like something
    kids in elementary school would be interested in.
    they look cheap just like lady gaga



  20. 20

    what.the.fuck.



  21. 21

    she's designing anal beads you dumb shit



  22. 22

    you spelt 'jewellery' wrong…
    and stop hating on lily she is cool and its getting old



  23. 23

    Re: superhamster – what kind of facial are you talking about? just saying!

  24. Jai says – reply to this


    24

    That's some ugly shit, it looks like it came out of a 25 cent vending machine.



  25. 25

    Are you Fuckin kidding me? She looks like something i puked up yesterday!! Dark purple lip stick!?!? Really? I dont think she should even try music anymore, just shoot your self in the head and get it over with Lily!!



  26. 26

    I don't even want to say "designs" to those, cause they really suck. Lily, you were lucky enough to model for Chanel, leave your fashion career at that please.



  27. 27

    Mediocre music career?? Her newest album has gotten great reviews!!!



  28. 28

    Re: BOOMBOOMPOWrez – i will when i go to the grocery store today

  29. FILTH says – reply to this


    29

    fucking lame.

    that lipstick looks shiteous on her. makes her look wayy old.



  30. 30

    HOW MUCH DID SHE PAY YOU PEREZ?
    *
    WHY TALK BADLY ABOUT HER YET WRITE ABOUT HER?



  31. 31

    Mediocre music career? She has the 5th best selling album this year in the UK!! Just try to make the gayface you've signed do the same! LOL idiot!



  32. 32

    Re: superhamster – LMAO!!!! Your comments always crack me up! You're the naughtiest guy on this blog!



  33. 33

    Coming to a quarter machine near you….



  34. 34

    Re: Canadiana717 – That superhamster guy is so hilarious! I love his comments. He is always horny, but he is NEVER mean or angry or nasty. He's kinda sweet and very naughty. ;-)



  35. 35

    it looks like the tacky jewelry i'd buy from claire's when i was 12
    ewwww.



  36. 36

    Looks like Mr. T meets Forrest Gump to me.



  37. 37

    yeah stick with singing…those look cheap



  38. 38

    whats up with the lipstick, the blue eyeshadow and the colour of her skin ? Is she dead ???



  39. 39

    i hope she doesn't expect people to pay money for that crap
    stuff like that should only be sold in exchange for things like buttons and modeling glue.



  40. 40

    pink and yellow happy faces? wow…how original.



  41. 41

    shes a skank. no!



  42. 42

    Re: Perez is a wanker. – hmmm.. Sounds like a male version of me..horny and naughty. I think I'd like to make his aquaintance..LOL



  43. 43

    well, at least she looks good



  44. 44

    I wasn't aware it was 1996 again!



  45. 45

    ooo.. i kinda feel bad for saying this, cause of all her "hard work" that she put into designing this shiz, but they look like the jewelry that you get from the 50 cent machine that turns your skin green… sad.



  46. 46

    Seriously looks like something you'd get from the 50 cent machines at the grocery store.



  47. 47

    YOU LISTEN NOW AND YOU LISTEN GOOD YOU FAT GAYLORD, YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT ANYMORE TO JUDGE ANY FORM OF MUSIC ON YOUR WEBSITE AFTER SUCKING THE TRAN-DICK OF LADY GAGA AND SIGNING THAT DIPSHIT FROG STOOLPUSHER 'SLIIMEY'…I DONT LISTEN TO LILY ALLENS MUSIC NOR DO I CONSIDER MYSELF A FAN BUT I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT FROM THE ONE SONG IVE HEARD FROM HER, IT IS FAR BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU HAVE PRAISED ON YOUR SITE AND IS FAR BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU COULD SIGN ONTO YOUR SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A LABEL. CHOKE ON MY JIZZ ASSCLOWN



  48. 48

    Wow, you have to be REALLY creative to make a bracelet out of smiley face charms. Yep, she's a designer, all right. I wouldn't buy any of her crap, not even to give as a birthday present for someone I hated.



  49. 49

    Her cheap designs reflect just how cheap her taste is.
    FAIL.



  50. 50

    …tacky.



  51. 51

    Hey, those look real original!



  52. 52

    Didn't smiley face stuff go out in the 70's??? I guess maybe I would like this if I were 8, but I'm not and so I don't.

    Anyway, Lily looks great again ~



  53. 53

    i think they're cute. id wear it.



  54. 54

    It looks like shit you will find on the half off rack at Wal Mart



  55. 55

    Why are you such a douche when it comes to Lily Allen? Her music is hardly mediocre, it's actually smart and on time. I know you're not clueless when it comes to music…so why all the hate? You think you would have wised up after your beat-down in Quebec.



  56. 56

    I think she's lost weight. Good for her, she looks gorgeous lately!! As for the jewelry, I could definetly do without the smiley faces. Cute for a little girl maybe. Perez, stop hating on Lily all the time!



  57. 57

    Why is this woman famous? Not talented, not intelligent, not attractive, not interesting, not fashionable, and not relevant!

    Waste of your attention, people!



  58. 58

    When will these girls learn not to put hideous tatoos on themselves. YUCK



  59. 59

    This bitch is fabulous.
    your fat ass needs to stop being so jealous mario.xD



  60. 60

    She cleans up well.



  61. 61

    since when is a smiley face a design?
    she should suck a fatty



  62. 62

    um i can find those or similar to that in WALMART!



  63. 63

    she should make a charm bracelet with cigarette charms and a chain with a marlboro charm, it would look better than that gum ball machine crap shes makin now.



  64. 64

    Um, I think you can get these from any bubblegum machine outside of any grocery store in the USA. For fifty cents.

    Tacky.



  65. 65

    Well she looks much better.



  66. 66

    what happened to ger tooth gap? the lil gaps in her tooth? i feel like im lookin at miley the virus, or am i trippin.. na im not lily allens always had lil gaps.. WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?



  67. 67

    LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A BUBBLE GUM MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  68. 68

    This type of designs has been done before and before.. I really can't stand this slapper!



  69. 69

    Lilly you have my support, I'll buy your jewelry!!!!



  70. 70

    Cheap!



  71. 71

    Looks like stuff you used to be able to get in the 25 cent machines at KMart, Zellers and the like…



  72. 72

    Hey, the local dollar shop sells those already!



  73. 73

    Ick! This all look like it comes from a vending machine!



  74. 74

    I love her but the jewelry is mayjah crapola,I buy heaps better stuff at my local $2 store!



  75. 75

    i love her and its so cute!!!!



  76. 76

    its not that bad but its not that good either i dont know but omg her make up is dreadful it makes her look 15 years older



  77. 77

    barbara or perez, who ever is writing
    you only hate on her because she said she hated YOU
    stop being a little bitch



  78. 78

    I GUESS SHE DOESN'T REALIZE THAT THE 'SMILEY FACE' IS COPYRIGHTED BY SOMEONE. WAIT TIL SHE GETS SERVED NOTICE!!



  79. 79

    this is the jewelry line she designed for 25 cent vending machines right? sad.. i like her music though.



  80. 80

    Looks like something from a gum ball machine…very tacky



  81. 81

    I honestly just dont like it, seems cheap, but i will say shes looking really cute in this picture.



  82. 82

    "Mediocre" music career? Are you high?



  83. 83

    lily you look so pretty here!



  84. 84

    i love the fish earrings I hope the prices aren't too high



  85. 85

    Really bad.



  86. 86

    *Cough* Dollar Store *Cough*

  87. Plop says – reply to this


    87

    Perez I love you but what have you been taking to describe Lily Allens singing career as mediocre?

    She is far more talented than Katy Perry, and you seem to always have your head up her arse.



  88. 88

    Lily, I LOVE YOU



  89. 89

    wow. give me the lily allen from her early "alright, still" days. that was before she started wearing chanel and getting the impression that she is a fasionista and "kind of a big deal" attitude.
    gross.
    nice jewelry lily, i'm sure it will be a big hit in the chola community.



  90. 90

    i can get this out of a 25 cent machine.



  91. 91

    Pathetic! And that would be you Perez not Lily's jewellery line. Sure the faces aren't the most original, but it's a fun, mid-priced range aimed at a young market and some of the fruit and animal pieces are really rather nice.

    Unfortunately, jealousy has once again has clouded Perez's view of this beautiful, talented and successful young woman whose 'mediocre' career has seen her accumulate album sales in the millions, the respect of 'serious' bands and producers who relish working with her, numerous awards, major fashion houses and retailers wanting to cash in on her style and a number of notable copycats including one Katy Perry who is such a Lily Allen rip-off, she should really be considered a tribute act. Which makes the Perezite's bile seem all the more bitter.



  92. 92

    cheap.



  93. 93

    she really is such a good singer, but jewelry designer i think she should not.



  94. 94

    It's a bunch of smiley faces on cheap, ugly-toned fake gold chains. I doubt it will be a great success, unless she gets some better designs.



  95. 95

    cute if geared for the 6-14 year old.



  96. 96

    STOP FUCKING BASHING LILY ALLEN! SHE'S AMAZING!! SHE FUCKING DOES GOOD THINGS FOR THE WORLD… AND SHE HAD A MISCARRIAGE. SHE DOESN'T NEED YOU TO KEEP IMPOUNDING HER LIFE WITH YOUR SNOBBERY AND IUGQHHFIUHFIHIA



  97. 97

    happy faces are always cute!
    btw what do you mean mediocre music career? she's not gaga!



  98. 98

    I had crap like that when I was 14……

  99. @v@ says – reply to this


    99

    The 'Happy Face' and it's various computations was already designed by somebody else, and the cease and desist order will be arriving any day.

  100. eymey says – reply to this


    100

    I guess those are designed for kids, teenagers and fans..

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