Kardashian Sperminated!

Kim is no longer engaged but she definitely has reason to celebrate! Her sister, Kourtney Kardashian, is preggers!!!!
Several sources confirm exclusively to PerezHilton.com that she is with child.
We attempted to get official word from Kourtney but were unable to reach her or her sisters. But, she’s definitely sperminated. Our sources are impeccable!
Who is the father, though??? We hope it’s not that douchebag boyfriend of hers, Scott!
Maybe she got really wild down in Miami???
Without a doubt, we expect the pregnancy to be a big theme during Kourtney’s new spinoff show with her sister, Khloe, which premieres this Sunday on E!
Congratulations to the Kardashians!
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