This is the last straw!
Disney and famed director Robert Zemeckis are in negotiations to remake the Beatles classic film Yellow Submarine.
Did all the writers die?!
Because that would be the only excuse to revive this untouchable film!
The original story was set in Pepperland, an undersea paradise protected by Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. When the band is captured by the music-hating Blue Meanies, a soldier is sent to Liverpool to find the Fab Four, who board the submarine and save the day.
And unless we’re provided with complimentary hallucinogen-laced popcorn, we don’t understand how this would work!
Who would be providing the voices?!
Because anyone other than the Fab Four is a waste AND impossible!
The goal is to have Yellow Submarine completed with 3-D digital production format by the 2012 Olympics in London.
An army of lawyers are working to get Zemeckis the rights to several Beatles tunes as well as secure rights to a possible Broadway musical for Disney!
Good luck with your unoriginal travesty!
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