TLC Is Going To Screw Jon Gosselin Every Which Way In Court!!!

It’s going to end up being the trial of the century month!
Jon Gosselin’s upcoming court showdown with TLC is sure to be an event Jon will never forget!
This morning, the court approved the network’s list of key witnesses in the case against Jon. Among the names approved to be questioned are girlfriend Hailey Glassman, Jon’s bodyguard Thomas Meinelt (HE has a bodyguard?), his lawyers Michael Heller and Mark Heller, his former butt-buddy Michael Lohan and Jon’s rep Matthew Kirschner.
It’s gonna be like an effin soap opera in there!
TLC’s law firm, Williams & Connolly, is known to be fierce in the courtroom and is reportedly hellbent on determining every source of Jon’s income. They are ready to give him the smackdown for allegedly being in breach of his contract.
The news that the Hellers will participate as witnesses means that they won’t be defending Jon in trial, which begs the question of what low-life lawyer will he get now?!
Of course, everyone will want to know what Homewrecking Hailey and Poppa Lohan will have to say for themselves, but we’re more interested to hear from Thomas Meinelt. Tommy was once a photog that Jon then hired to be his bodyguard! Sources say that his testimony will give the most insight into Jon’s financial and personal affairs and he will face the more “intense questioning during deposition.”
All they need is Kate Gosselin to show up at the end screaming she is pregnant with their 9th child and this has the makings of the best episode of All My Children EVER!
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