Make way! Make way! Sexy lady coming through!
...Perhaps she's performing at the closing ceremony of the soccer games?
That would definitely be one delicious treat!!!
Guess we'll have to wait until Sunday to find out!
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Could Joseph Gordon-Levitt BE any more handsome?!
What is Robin without his Batman?! We're sure there is an abundance of girls out there who would die to have Joseph take them to the prestigious awards!
Joseph put on Montblanc cufflinks with his spiffy suit and wore a lonely red button on his collar!
We wonder if there's a special meaning behind that.
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As if we didn't think Joseph Gordon-Levitt was cute and seksi enough already…
He's MULTILINGUAL too?!
The Don Jon actor participated in a rousing game of Heads Up with Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show - and instead of playing the regular guessing game, the TV host had him add delicious accents into the mix!
He does Spanish, Italian, and Irish to sheerly adorable perfection…
And if you listen closely, you might be able to hear him speak in multiple tongues!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to witness the cuteness firsthand!
Mr. Sandman just brought us a treat! It's JGL!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt will be producing a film version of Neil Gaiman's The Sandman, and we could not be more excited!
Although the graphic novel The Sandman is incredibly complex, with the main character Dream controlling the world of dreams, we're sure that Joshua and Neil will find a way to make all the various intertwining stories work!
Joseph confirmed his involvement in adapting one of the few graphic novels to ever make it on the New York Times best seller list on Twitter, when he sent out these exciting tweets:
Like a Royals' family tree after scientists discovered inbreeding causes birth defects, this dude is branching OUT!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt was once just that handsome young lad on 3rd Rock from the Sun, but boy-oh-boy has he blossomed into a man for all seasons!
His latest venture is HitRecord On TV — an upcoming variety show that is hosted by the 32-year-old actor, but is also the collaborative effort of thousands of different artists!
Ch-ch-check out the totally AMAZEBALLZ promo (above)!
From playing Batman's big-hearted bestie, to writing and directing a movie where he sticks his tongue in Scarlett Johansson, to running an online production company and likely netting several pairs of jeans, JGL is definitely busy sticking his creative wiener into several different honey pots!!
We love it!
HitRecord On TV premieres on a new cable channel called Pivot on January 18th.
Aww look at this adorbs reunion!!
You two haven't looked this cute together since (500) Days of Summer!
The two were both guest speakers honoring Julianne since Chloë starred with her in the upcoming Carrie remake and JGL worked with her on his film Don Jon.
It's good to see these two take the time to honor a co-star since both JGL and Chloë seem to have a LOT going on.
What with Chloe
Our dreams have been crushed!
But JGL admitted this week that as of right now, he has ZERO involvement in that film, despite the teaser at the end of The Dark Knight Rises that hints at him being the next Robin!
The Don Jon Don Juan stopped by the Tonight Show and set the record straight for Jay Leno. Joseph told him:
Well this is embarrassing…
Who told Joseph Gordon-Levitt our sexy secret?!?
Honestly, who HASN'T had a JGL fantasy? Especially lately! That boy is looking better than ever these days!
Joe knows he's one desirable dude too because last night, he admitted to Stephen Colbert that he's aware people are masturbating to him!
Stephen was asking Joe about his Don Jon character's inability to take his mind off of porn even while having sex with Scarlet Johansson! Mr. Colbert told a bold-faced lie and claimed not to masturbate to porn EVER, because as he put it:
"Pornography masturbates to me!"
Whatever you say, Stephen!
Joseph then interjected:
"People masturbate to me!"
Truer words have never been spoken!
Ch-ch-check out Joseph Gordon-Levitt letting it all hang out on The Colbert Report…AFTER THE JUMP!!!