All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
[Image via Splash News.]
Oh wow, this may only be six seconds long, but it's six seconds of pure AWESOMEness!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!
They posted the clip along with the caption:
A full day of #XMen surprises is just around the corner. Follow along on Twitter at @EmpireMagazine and @XMenMovies to see exclusive reveals on January 27th. #Empire25
Ohhhh! We wonder what they're surprising everyone with!
They've already released a trailer for the film!
What could the surprises be?!?!
Na na na na na na na na, d**k jokes!
Batman vs. Superman star Ben Affleck was a presenter on Sunday at the Producers Guild of America Awards, but you'll NEVER guess what happened when he took the stage!!!
He cracked a joke about the mammoth hunk of delicious man meat dangling between his legs!!!!!!
It all started when Chuck Lorre waxed poetic about seeing Benny boy's big ole' bat peen earlier in the evening while they were peeing next to each other in the bathroom.
He told the audience gathered at the Beverly Hills Hilton:
The full list of Academy Award nominations were announced today, and (surprise, surprise) the girl who was, is, and forever will be on fire was on it!
J.Law said that she was excited and honored by her nom, but not as excited as us to see her awkwardly hilarious moments that await us on March 2nd!
The 86th Annual Oscars are nearly here, but until then we'll have to settle for another beautiful golden man.
Academy President Cheryl Boone Isaacs was joined by Thor himself Chris Hemsworth to announce this year's nominees!
What an amazing list! We can't wait to see all this talent in one room!
See the full list of nominees …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
The Force may be with Adam Driver AND Michael Fassbender!
The Girls star and Magneto himself are rumored to be in consideration for a role in the upcoming Star Wars: Episode VII!
Playing the rebellious Adam Sackler on the HBO show, Adam would make the perfect member of the Rebel Alliance (if there is such a thing left in the future Star Wars films)!
Plus, Michael could probably provide his own lightsaber!
The rumors that Adam was being considered were put into doubt after the Latino Review sent out this tweet:
But even though the Hollywood Foreign Press will be the ones who decide who takes home the awards on Sunday, we still think you should be able to pick your faves in all of the acting categories!
Behold, Perezcious Readers!
It’s our “You Pick The Winners Poll”!
Ch-ch-check out all of the nominees (below) and vote for who YOU think is most deserving of the Golden Globe this year!!!
X-Men: Days Of Future Past is in the near future for now, but it's quickly making its way into the past! Wait, we think we got that right - time travel is so confusing!
Speaking of "quick", this is actually our first time seeing Evan Peters in costume as Quicksilver!
The future-Mr. Emma Roberts is playing a super speedy mutant, but from the looks of things, he may also have disco inferno powers! Only in a period piece would he be able to get away with that jacket!
And hey, is Professor X walking? WTF is going on in this movie?!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) for a closer look, and to see Nicholas Hoult giving into his animal instincts and mounting Michael's Fassbender!
[Image via 20th Century Fox.]