This might be Rihanna's most NSFW video to date.
This video is certainly not for the faint of heart. HA!
Vote for who YOU want to walk away with an Academy Award! And the nominees are…
Captain Philips actor Barkhad Abdi proves he IS the captain now as he swiped the best supporting actor BAFTA away from Fassy!!
What a surprise! But so AH-MAZE for Barkhad!!!
Major congrats to him!!
Oh, we'd come clutch his dagger all night long!
Michael Fassbender was seen hovering through the fog and not-so-filthy air in Farnham, United Kingdom practicing his fight moves for Macbeth!
Michael plays the title role in this Shakespearean tragedy, which is being produced by the same company that made The King's Speech.
Macbeth is kind of like The King's Speech, because both future monarchs are afraid to rule. One takes speech therapy, the other brutally murders a lot of people. Other than that, pretty much the same story!
To paraphrase Lady Macbeth, Michael totally looked like the innocent flower in this makeshift battle, but he's totally being the serpent under it…and since he's Michael Fassbender, it's probably a rather large serpent!
According to the film's website, the flick will have a "modern themed take on a timeless story." Macbeth potentially set in 2014? Aw yeah!
Word of advice, Michael…lay off Macduff! Trust us…do NOT piss that guy off.
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow will creep in this petty pace from day to day until this movie will finally come out! We're so excited!
[Image via WENN.]
Oh wow, this may only be six seconds long, but it's six seconds of pure AWESOMEness!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!
They posted the clip along with the caption:
A full day of #XMen surprises is just around the corner. Follow along on Twitter at @EmpireMagazine and @XMenMovies to see exclusive reveals on January 27th. #Empire25
Ohhhh! We wonder what they're surprising everyone with!
They've already released a trailer for the film!
What could the surprises be?!?!
Na na na na na na na na, d**k jokes!
Batman vs. Superman star Ben Affleck was a presenter on Sunday at the Producers Guild of America Awards, but you'll NEVER guess what happened when he took the stage!!!
He cracked a joke about the mammoth hunk of delicious man meat dangling between his legs!!!!!!
It all started when Chuck Lorre waxed poetic about seeing Benny boy's big ole' bat peen earlier in the evening while they were peeing next to each other in the bathroom.
He told the audience gathered at the Beverly Hills Hilton:
The full list of Academy Award nominations were announced today, and (surprise, surprise) the girl who was, is, and forever will be on fire was on it!
J.Law said that she was excited and honored by her nom, but not as excited as us to see her awkwardly hilarious moments that await us on March 2nd!
The 86th Annual Oscars are nearly here, but until then we'll have to settle for another beautiful golden man.
Academy President Cheryl Boone Isaacs was joined by Thor himself Chris Hemsworth to announce this year's nominees!
What an amazing list! We can't wait to see all this talent in one room!
See the full list of nominees …AFTER THE JUMP!!!