Look at these GLORIOUS shots of our most beloved Pretty (Wo)man, taken by a Perezcious Reader while the natural, amazing beauty rode his bike down Unicorn Road (Ride Ride, Pony!) Santa Monica Blvd near the Troubadour in West Hollywood (above)!
From a distance, we see… a Pretty (Wo)Man walking in South Beach!
Have mercy! LOLZ!
Yesterday, while waiting in traffic in Miami, Julianne Hough spied out the corner of her eye a majestic beast prancing through the Florida sun. There before her, strode a wild (Wo)Man, beating the heat by wearing a, wait for it, - string bikini!
Oh, doesn't she looks so dashing in it too!!! Julianne must've thought so since she snapped the picture and tweeted it out to all her followers!
It's been quite some time since a Perezilicous reader has spotted a (Wo)Man in their hometown, but this morning one came through with quite a BABE! HA!
Check out this Pretty (Wo)Man from Ft. Lauderdale. He's just chilling in his thigh-high stockings, give one of her girlfriends a ring, while uncomfortably filling out a toddler's onesie and corset! (Ouch!)
Ha! Oh, what a sight to behold at the crack of dawn, huh?
It appears our Pretty (Wo)Manas been scoped out by of the finest fellas we know. Jesse McCartney posted tihs picture on his Twitter yesterday as he was cruising around Hollywood. After he snapped the picture, he wrote:
"She's getting ready for the Marathon. I mean he, I mean…wait… "
Oh, darling! So innocent! So unaware of the magic and wonder that is our Pretty (Wo)Man !
But to answer your question, Jesse, no she isn't training for marathon.
A Perezilicious reader sent us this pic of Key West's very own Pretty (Wo)Man! Seems this he/she is a virtuoso, as he/she performs for people everyday atop that bucket throne for the Sunset Festival!
Gorgeous!
We shall name her Pippy No Stockings! We wonder what magical tunes come trolling out from his guitar!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
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